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The Dulcet Sounds Of Hannah Montana Can Cause Seizures!!!

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Miley Cyrus is getting out JUST in time!

Reportedly, a 12-year-old in Florida can no longer partake in afternoon viewings of Hannah Montana as doctors have learned that the show's music causes the girl to have seizures!

You heard us!

Apparently, this poor thing has a rare form of epilepsy called "reflex epilepsy," meaning she experiences seizures when being exposed to low baritone-type sounds, such as a dog-barking. According to the doctors, something in one particular Hannah Montana song triggered an episode, though the doctor couldn't provide the title. (Damn it!)

Thankfully for the girl, her condition can be stabilized with medication and avoiding triggers (aka Hannah Montana.) While at first we were a little disappointed for the kid, thinking she would get teased for not being a fan, we then learned that she's apparently a lot cooler for avoiding Hannah. We're told she has "outgrown" the kid's show and no longer listens to Miley's music!

Ha! Good choice! But honestly, we're so curious to know what song she listened. Most of the time, MileyBird sounds like a screeching cat running over hot coals. When the hell does she ever have a low-baritone voice?!

Strange!

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24 comments to “The Dulcet Sounds Of Hannah Montana Can Cause Seizures!!!”



  1. 1

    doest namtter.. if these hollywood celebs will go to Iloilo, Philippines then there movies and tv series will be patronized…



  2. 2

    OMG! is miley the reason why I have epilepsy?!?!?!?! I used to love hannah montana and I was always listening her music and a year ago I started with this shiteous epilepsy, but I no longer watch or listen to hannah I hate miley and the show is very stupid, too bad I didn't realized sooner



  3. 3

    Amazing, I have the same problem when I watch any video with your voice……..



  4. 4

    Is this in anyway related to how your colon spasms any time you see a teen-aged boy or CaCa's boner?



  5. 5

    wow how cool,,,when i listen to lady gagas music ..blood pours out of my ears and i experience excruciating pain in my balls



  6. 6

    she is an alto



  7. 7

    FAKE NEWS
    PEREZ SPREADS LIES
    WAKE UP

    NO SONG CAN CAUSE SEIZURES -
    IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!!

  8. bvang says – reply to this


    8

    There is still no retraction or correction on the previous Miley article, are we ever going to get it?

    Oh right no, seeing being pulled over by the cops makes Miley sound bad and her calling for protection isn't. It depends on what priorities someone has.



  9. 9

    My ENTIRE state has that condition; I guess the ONLY CURE is to burn everything Miley!



  10. 10

    I always knew hannah montana wasn't good for you. now i have medical proof. hahah this just made my day!



  11. 11

    "Th Dulcet Sounds…"?!?!?! Why the HELL can't you afford a proof-reader?!?! SO ANNOYING!!! And, "Dulcet"?! REALLY?! Way to learn to use a thesaurus!! And, I can't BELIEVE you have the NERVE to comment negatively on Miley's music, when the SHIT you post SUCKS!!! ESPECIALLY GAGA!!! You're SUCH an ASS, Mario!!!



  12. 12

    ….I know the sight of her HORSEFACE makes me puke …..



  13. 13

    yeah, right, from 'odd body posts'. sounds right up there with the 'new england journal of medicine'. Person was giving 'examples' but could not remember the Myley song or in the case of someone having seizures reading, the FONT that sent them off.



  14. 14

    Re: curiousred – Not saying that perez may or may not spread lies and not saying that this girl had seizure's from a particular miley song. However get ya facts right before you come on here and start saying "NO SONG CAN CAUSE SEIZURES"….because guess again…they can…its called a trigger. I have epilepsy and sometimes i could be listening to a song (and song not just a miley song) and something they say could trigger me into having a seizure. Starts off with deja vu also known to epileptics as an aura.



  15. 15

    The song that gives the girl seizures is her remake of Every Rose Has it's Thorn. Ha



  16. 16

    Perez, the thing is, you can't really critisize Miley's voice when your voice isn't all that beautiful either



  17. 17

    Ha.
    Her voice can also give you mental fits.



  18. 18

    i knew Hannah Montana was evil!!



  19. 19

    What did you get this from the Onion Pervez?



  20. 20

    lmao thatsz so crazy lol :D



  21. 21

    THST SOO FAKE!! HANNAH MONTANA'S MUSIC IS JUST LIKE MILEY'S MUSIC, SELENA'S MUSIC OR LADY GAGA'S MUSIC!!
    ITS AN AWSOME MUSIC SOO DONT YOU PEREZ DARE TO INVENT THIS KINDDA THINGS CAUSE THATS NOT TRUE!1 I ASKED MY MUM THATS SHE IS A DOCTOR AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE: ARE YOU KIDDING? THSTS BULLSHIT!!



  22. 22

    i've heard of visual triggers (strobe lights, etc), but i guess there are audio triggers as well. that's unusual.



  23. 23

    This is amazing. All we need is someone to die from hearing the dire warblings of Beiber and Chezza Cole. I would happily offer myself up if it meant they were both declared health hazards and removed from the air.



  24. 24

    Are you serious???? =O