Miley Cyrus is getting out JUST in time!
Reportedly, a 12-year-old in Florida can no longer partake in afternoon viewings of Hannah Montana as doctors have learned that the show's music causes the girl to have seizures!
You heard us!
Apparently, this poor thing has a rare form of epilepsy called "reflex epilepsy," meaning she experiences seizures when being exposed to low baritone-type sounds, such as a dog-barking. According to the doctors, something in one particular Hannah Montana song triggered an episode, though the doctor couldn't provide the title. (Damn it!)
Thankfully for the girl, her condition can be stabilized with medication and avoiding triggers (aka Hannah Montana.) While at first we were a little disappointed for the kid, thinking she would get teased for not being a fan, we then learned that she's apparently a lot cooler for avoiding Hannah. We're told she has "outgrown" the kid's show and no longer listens to Miley's music!
Ha! Good choice! But honestly, we're so curious to know what song she listened. Most of the time, MileyBird sounds like a screeching cat running over hot coals. When the hell does she ever have a low-baritone voice?!