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It's Actually Happening! The Prostitution Whore Show IS In The Works!

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Somebody in this world is crazier than she is.

That's the only way to explain this fuckery!

Hell has frozen over and the world is about to implode, because the Prostitution Whore herself, Danielle Staub, actually HAS a reality show in the works for Wealth TV, called Social! - yes, the exclamation point is part of the title.

BARF.

Described as a reinvented Life Styles of the Rich and Famous, the series will follow Prostitution Whore through her supremely elegant life, hosting parties, attending strip clubs fine events and visiting the homes of married men she sleeps with friends!

Creator Cary Sandoval, who has yet to realize that he's made a deal with the devil, explains:

“It’s a phenomenal show and people are excited to have Danielle. [We want to] incorporate the fact that she’s an international socialite. Danielle is an absolute sweetheart. They’re going to see the show as a polar opposite to what she was portraying on Real Housewives. We hope to raise awareness [for various charities] and give back to the community.”

HA. Suuure.

We're actually sort of excited to see this disaster come to fruition! Can't U just imagine this psycho parading herself around as though she's a legitimate clASS act?

Eh, who are we kidding? They'll realize the depths of her insanity two hours into filming and fire her ass faster than you can say "Then my daughters don't have a mother! Then are they happy?! Then are they happy?!"

Thoughts?? Will U watch The Prostitution Whore Show??

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28 comments to “It's Actually Happening! The Prostitution Whore Show IS In The Works!”

  1. Beccx says – reply to this


    1

    You couldn't pay me Oprah's salary to watch that show.



  2. 2

    I'd rather watch Wipeout any day - at least I can laugh. Oh wait a minute - I'm sure I'll laugh at Social! on The Soup too…but that's the only place I'll see any of the show.

  3. zooby says – reply to this


    3

    I know some of you hate her, but let's face it - the RHONJ is going to majorly suck without her … what is it going to be about now .. the Manzos and Teresa's debt? :|



  4. 4

    Betcha this show is going to kick ass in the ratings. Whoever gave her the show is an absolute genius.



  5. 5

    I love this crazy bitch! The jersey housewives will suck without her!



  6. 6

    I hope Kate Gosselin is on and they fuck each other with big dildos!



  7. 7

    Wealth TV is not available on DirectTV, along with others.



  8. 8

    Re: Poindexter-X – hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahaha



  9. 9

    I thought bravo owned her ass??



  10. 10

    this is the sound of me not watching her assholishness (…..)



  11. 11

    Danielle pretending to be the Queen of England……dont' think so. If it was Danielle the Stalker…….hell yeah!



  12. 12

    I used to work for Wealth TV and YES they are crazier than she is!!!!!!!!!



  13. 13

    But see, it doesn't really matter that these people are excited to have her. Her previous show made her what she is - so, people are probably going to go into the show with the mindset of Jafar. I know I am. (Wait, no. That'd require me to watch.)

    You can dress up a pig and make him dance, but at the end of the day - he's still a pig. And Danielle - who's crazy - will still be crazy. Except now she'll have a team of people trying to paint her in the highest light. I still think she's going to act a little bit insane, even on a show dedicated to her.



  14. 14

    yeah right!! and Bravo is going to let her?? think not.

    And she is NOT a socialite. more like a dimebag whore and criminal currently inbetween jail stays.



  15. 15

    CAN'T JUDGE WHAT WE HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED, OF COURSE WE'LL WATCH! ATLEAST WE'LL KNOW FOR OURSELVES WHETHER ITS GOOD OR NOT!



  16. 16

    Don't see the show having an audience. Too huge risk for any real network.



  17. 17

    An "international socialite"?!?! WTF? She's a (psychotic) stripper/escort/drug dealer that married well.



  18. 18

    I love Danielle i can't wait! BTW your the prostitution WHORE!



  19. 19

    i bet she sits at home reading these comments , because she does the same thing us normal people because this just in shes NOT FAMOUS

    Dear Perez, please oh please stop posting anything bout her even if its embarrassing any publicity is good publicty , you just keep fueling the fire. giving her a reason to beak off , she gets media attention. - oh my bad takes one to be one ha ha you and Danielle probably sit together at super cuts while you perez are having you hair dyed any hideous shade of blue discussing how to force yourselfs on the public.



  20. 20

    Not wanting to be negative I sincerely hope no one watches this show. She is a talentless evil scumbag and I'm sick of stupid shows with fake people. Enough already



  21. 21

    That's her perfect platform to find a stupid rich unsuspecting man/woman to sink her talons into. The's a walking advertisement for STD's and plastic surgery gone BAD!!! What f@#kwit in their right mind would tune in to watch this sorry excuse of a human?



  22. 22

    Re: zooby – shut the fuck up you cutn with no social life please stop with your stulpid comments ;you fucking loser 487 comments get a life bitch im so sure you are a fugly bitch ha ha ha ha ha



  23. 23

    Re: lukeworrallishot
    Your maturity is showing. What was the point of your comment? To be mean and start a fight? Everyone is entitled to their opinion.



  24. 24

    Absolutely not. I wouldn't give that classless bitch the time of day if she asked for it. Whoever would watch this lowlife in her own show is just the same level as she is then. She doesn't belong in a rich life style, she belongs in a dumpy trailer park in Arkansas way back in the woods so she could get screwed by all the Rednecks down there. That would really make her happy. Bring a big ol smile on that whores face.



  25. 25

    Fat pig, gayface, loser Perez (and your disgusting, fat, ugly leech of a sister Barbara),
    this shows how out of touch you two really are! Danielle was the only interesting thing on RHONJ. fat, ugly, morons!



  26. 26

    just threw up in my mouth! The hack of her!



  27. 27

    I CANT WAIT 2 WATCH THAT LOL

  28. syd3 says – reply to this


    28

    Yes, I will watch.