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The Situation Has His Own IPhone App!

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But save your five bucks - it's really lame!

Very soon, you'll be able to carry around all the things you love most about the Jersey Shore's The Situation in the palm of your hand. In his latest attempt to take over the world one annoying gimmick at a time, The Situation is releasing an iPhone App. The app offers fans the chance to live much like the Sitch does, which if you ask us, isn't saying much.

There are five oh so very special features integrated into this app. The first is a workout plan, (no doubt a ploy to get you to buy his workout video!) Then, there is a GTL finder, which will help any struggling pale, dirty and unfit guido find the nearest gym or laundromat with the touch of button. The app also includes a Sitch soundboard and messaging system, in which you can send the abalicious star a message straight to his Facebook.

But it's the fifth and final feature that kind of makes us wonder if this guy has any dignity what so ever. The app introduces a new game called the Grenade Dodger and it's exactly as it sounds. A source explains the premise, saying:

"Grenade Dodger is a really fun game where you can watch these grenades (Jersey Shore slang for ugly girls) drop from the top of the screen and Mike is at the bottom where you, the player, needs to maneuver and dodge grenades. Actual modelsm were chosen from around the world and photographed to use for the game."

So, it's like Pong, but instead of the wanting to tap the ball, you're a disgusting, shallow creep who flees from girls who aren't up to your ridiculously uneven standards.

Fun for the whole family!

This guy has zero shame, but he's certainly not stupid. Guarantee he'll make a nice haul from this venture.

Will U be buying his game?

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18 comments to “The Situation Has His Own IPhone App!”

  1. 1

    i realy don't like him…

  2. 2

    LAME! and pathetic!

  3. 3

    He is so hot. I love him. I wonder if he whitens his teeth. I am getting mine done today. Sensational Smiles Arizona. I hope they look as goos as the situation. www.smiles4az.com

  4. 4

    I don't get it…he's not even cute!!! WTF!!!??

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  6. uyeah says – reply to this


    Your jealous Perez. He's already far more famous than you. He's much better looking than you.

  7. 7

    my son has a better 6 pk than ferret face

  8. 8

    He is not hot at all. Sure he has a nice body, but that's about it.

  9. 9

    I like how they black out 1/2 his face because looking at the whole mess at once would just be too much.

  10. 10

    I want the game. Lol. My co-worker said he was cute, but her boyfriend's ugly so…

  11. Merab says – reply to this


    Absolutely ! How could I live without it before?
    The guy is smart, intelligent, talented ..well,yeah..everything… living perfection …I am dying …
    And more : his talent will shine many decades from now on…Legend !

    aa…I forgot to say: His beautiful face with incredible eyes full of deepness and wisdom makes all personalities of our generation to fade away…

  12. 12

    What's the word for a male version of butterface?

  13. 13

    NO! FUCK! he is so ugly and his abs are pretty lame.

  14. 14

    I tried it and got grease all over my fingers.

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  16. Mz. B says – reply to this


    Omg, not his own app…..What a mess!

  17. 17

    Being a complete douchebag…there's an app for that.

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