Have you ever seen a more vile or disgusting display of mocked affection in your whole life? Everything about this picture makes our breakfast want to pop back on up to say hello!
For example, look at how proudly Heidi Montag is sporting her wedding ring. She is positioning her hand just right, so the photogs will get it in the shot, like she's posing in Macy's Portrait Studio and not "vacationing" on a yacht for her birthday.
Then there's Spencer Pratt, who's looking more like ZZ Top's effed up cousin everyday, offending all of Santa Barbra by rubbing his face on Heidi's to prove that after a tumultuously annoying stint at getting a divorce, they are getting back together.
Like you ever were apart! No doubt, their champagne isn't to toast the birth of Heidi's real face, but rather the interview they've probably scored with The Insider that will shoot next week. The topic - how they rekindled their love.
Aaaand our stomach just heaved.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]