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A Toast To The Douchebags!

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Have you ever seen a more vile or disgusting display of mocked affection in your whole life? Everything about this picture makes our breakfast want to pop back on up to say hello!

For example, look at how proudly Heidi Montag is sporting her wedding ring. She is positioning her hand just right, so the photogs will get it in the shot, like she's posing in Macy's Portrait Studio and not "vacationing" on a yacht for her birthday.

Then there's Spencer Pratt, who's looking more like ZZ Top's effed up cousin everyday, offending all of Santa Barbra by rubbing his face on Heidi's to prove that after a tumultuously annoying stint at getting a divorce, they are getting back together.

Like you ever were apart! No doubt, their champagne isn't to toast the birth of Heidi's real face, but rather the interview they've probably scored with The Insider that will shoot next week. The topic - how they rekindled their love.

Aaaand our stomach just heaved.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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29 comments to “A Toast To The Douchebags!”



  1. 1

    For reals - stop reporting on these gross people.. You're one of the last news outlets that still does. If they disappeared forever no one would really notice or care.



  2. 2

    some of these media outlets must be paying them for their fake lives to use on slow news days. you're right. most of the other media outlets have dropped them (thank goodness). hopefully they have saved up a lot of $$ because their careers are pretty much done and over



  3. 3

    Simple solution: Stop reporting on them. Easy fix for an annoying problem.



  4. 4

    PLEASE Perez!!!! For the sake of all that is still holy in this world…. STOP REPORTING ABOUT THESE LOSERS!!!!!! There are so many other gossip stories your followers would rather read about!!! Don't encourage.. HELP make them GO AWAY!!!!!



  5. 5

    Lamest publicity stunt ever. Stop reporting on them.



  6. 6

    Seriously, if I had the money, I'd bribe you and any other news outlet to never cover one more second of their lives. You are just feeding the beast. They have zero talent and zero relevance. I'm not sure what is more galling — that they think that the public is blind to their publicity stunts or that anyone cares enough to report them. ENOUGH!



  7. 7

    please stop reporting on these disgusting losers. nobody cares!



  8. 8

    I am begging you Perez, please stop reporting on these vile sewer rats! They are not newsworthy. Everything about them is fake and they make me sick! If you stop reporting on them, they will go away…I'm sure of it….I hope!



  9. 9

    I am afraid that their next media stunt will be that Heidi is pregnant. I wouldn't put it past them to use a child just to get publicity.



  10. 10

    The sooner people, i.e paparazzi, stop following and photographing these two idiots and the sooner people stop posting the damned pics, the sooner they will be erased from our memories!



  11. 11

    STOP COVERING THEM…YOUR SITE IS GIVING THEM MINUTE AFTER MINUTE OVER THEIR ALREADY WHORED OUT 15 MINUTES OF FAKE FAME



  12. 12

    lol Kanye's song does apply to people!



  13. 13

    SPENCER'S HAIR AND BEARD ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING……stop printing stories @ this pathetic twosome!!!



  14. 14

    Geez Perez, do you have a crush on Heidi or what? way harsh!



  15. 15

    Why would you even post this? Isn't that what they want and why they are doing all of this, to stay in the media?

  16. Mimsi says – reply to this


    16

    I hate to sound redundant but I also agree if we all stop looking this shit will go away. and anyway how can she kiss hiss hairy ass…. GROSS



  17. 17

    STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!! Just try and go cold turkey!



  18. 18

    NO FUCKING WAY!
    i thought they were over.
    FUCKEN FAME WHORES



  19. 19

    here's what you do Mario. STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION.



  20. 20

    Agree with Antony. Seems like the only place talking about these 2 shit heads is Perez.



  21. 21

    I was just sitting here, enjoying your site, when this picture came up and I literally gagged. Please for the love of god stop reporting about them so I won't be scared to scroll down anymore.



  22. 22

    Yes, the next stunts will be Heidi gets pregnant, then "loses" the baby, then maybe there's a saga about infertility issues or they get right to it and have there miracle baby. barf. stop reporting on these idiots.



  23. 23

    people don't care anymore! Mag sales will drop big time! LOL



  24. 24

    ARGH!! THATS IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! NO MORE! NO MORE OF THESE TWO!! STOP REPORTING ON THEM!! i wanted them to be done! I prayed it was true!! Now i see that was too much to hope for. Apparently she likes being in a toxic unhealthy relationship where her husband is unkempt and crazy, and she enjoys being alone with no friends and only him! Any sympathy i felt went out the window! Dont come back to Costa Rica Heidi, if you do, dont look me up again, you wont like what i have to say.



  25. 25

    That is not a yacht…that is Longboards on the Santa Barbara wharf…it's full of shit and peanut shells. CLASSY.



  26. 26

    That is not a yacht…that is Longboard's on the Santa Barbara wharf…it's full of peanut shells and bird shit. CLASSY.

  27. npc25 says – reply to this


    27

    YET YOURE STILL GIVING THEM PRESS….SAD PEREZ, SO SAD.

  28. karrr says – reply to this


    28

    how about you stop giving them what they want. you fucking post them every time they do some bullshit like this. you have to be on there payroll or vice versa



  29. 29

    Shocker! NOT!! Jeez these guys should just learn that no one cares, no wonder the hills axed them, they realised ithey were vvvvvvvvvv fake a long time ago!! TBH I think a lot of people realised that!!