Well, at least he did when he was a kid!
While co-hosting on Live With Regis and Kelly, Anderson Cooper admitted to stealing airline cutlery when he just was just a wee little Andy.
He revealed that he stole the miniature silver because he "kept thinking, one day I'll have a house and I'll need cutlery."
He also admitted to stealing hotel towels and even a pillow from a hotel in Niger, which makes it okay, we guess because he "wasn't stealing from America."
We love how honest and adorable he is!