Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
The place is tainted with scandal. Who the hell would want to live there?
Back in May, the four-bedroom, beach front abode was going for $6.75 million. Now, the place is a steal at only $4.75 million!
But only serious buyers should inquire. There is a rigourous screen process in place to weed out the undesirables and looneys who just want a peek at the place. Those interested in the Mediterranean-style house must first submit their bank statements and a have a picture taken of themselves! (No uglies or fatties allowed!)
Then we think you have to give a blood sample, take an IQ test, recite back a list of the original Pokemon…
Regardless for how much it sells for and to who, Jesse is keen to get rid of the place as he is now all settled in Atlanta - all a handful of stalkerish miles away from Sandy!
[Image via WENN.]