Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Kid Cudi spilled his idiotic guts to Complex magazine, and we've gotta say…we are NOT impressed.
Here are some excerpts from the interview, which should give you the gist of why he's a Kid CudIDIOT:
Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain't got the magic like they think they do; there's only a couple of wizards in this game. I'm a wizard and I know it.
Sounds like the makings of another Bed Intruder Song! More from CudIDIOT on his cocaine usage:
I never thought it was a problem, but I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times.
That's right, Cudi. It's only a problem if you ACTUALLY die. Almost dying is fine.
Here's CudIDIOT on Perez:
Even Perez Hilton said some shit about me. He might be a good person and have a good heart, but he does a lot of fuckhead shit. Who are you to talk about people? That's not cool. That's why the world is so fucked up, because of hate. And he's gay? I just don't get that. The gay people I know are about peace and love and coming together. That shit doesn't register with me. He's a chump and a coward, and it's fucked up because I met dude so many times and he had nothing but love to show me. Then when that shit happened with Lady Gaga kicking me off her tour, he had to run his mouth and judge me on that shit.
We'd recommend Cudi look up the word "nonsensical" in the dictionary, but we'd probably first have to explain the concept of a dictionary to him, which wouldn't be worth our time.
Check out the full interview here, and let us know if U can think of any words other than "nonsensical," "idiot", or "moron" to describe the
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