“The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale. I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.”
Good news, all of you eligible businessmen out there! Personality and looks aren’t important — just be rich and have a name that ends in a vowel!
Go get her, boys!
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