Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
If you take Fleetwood Mac and marry them with Mika you'd get Donkeyboy.
Their debut single, Ambitions, is so delightfully catchy that X Factor UK winner Joe McElderry is doing a cover of the song as his first single in the UK!
Check out Donkeyboy's Ambitions (above)!