Finally! She's right where she belongs!
The Amanda Knox Story will feature Pain-in-the-Ass as the title character, an American exchange student accused of murdering her roommate while abroad in Italy! The real life Knox is currently serving a 26 year jail sentence.
We're sure this girl's story will be done justice in the way only a Lifetime original can!
Not to mention with the aid of Pain-in-the-Ass' truly
shiteous nuanced skills as an actress!
Bwa ha ha ha!
Enjoy this exciting new phase of your career, bb!
[Image via WENN.]