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What Harm Could One Line Of Coke Do?

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Sources are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is moron.

As we all well know, on Friday Lilo will be in court AGAIN to answer to the judge about failing her most recent drug test. An insider close to Lindsanity isn't very surprised by the news, as they explain that LiLo never took her rehab visit very seriously, hopped right back into the party scene right after her release and told friends that she was surprised that a line of coke would show up on her drug test!

What? Is she serioualy this stupid? What the hell goes on in her cracked out brain?!

The insider, who claims to be close enough to Lindsay to have visited her while in rehab, explains that LiLo is a mastermind of "self-sabotage," but now that everything has caught up to her, she is "scared out of her mind." The insider reveals:

"She says she has regrets this time [about doing drugs while on probation]. I was shocked she actually said she did have regrets, but she’s finally met her match this time with the court system, because she’s not in control of the situation. She’s being treated like anyone else. I’m sure the judge will be hard on her.”

The insider goes to to say that they were there the night Lindsay snorted her comeback away, revealing:

“She lives in this fantasy land, where she thinks, ‘A line of coke won’t show up in my system,’ She has this sense of entitlement that rules don’t apply. I just don’t get it. It’s sad, more than anything else. She didn’t have to get high that night [that prompted the first failed drug test]. No one shoved coke up her nose. Anything could have been less worse than coke; even weed or taking a shot [of alcohol]. She had the world at her fingertips. It breaks my heart. When she went to jail, everyone was sort of hoping that was going to be it.”

Wow! What the hell, Lindsay? Did you really not pay any attention in rehab?! Don't you want something better for yourself?! Don't you want the comeback at all???

This is just sad. And what's worse is we don't very see good things to come for her now, regardless if she goes to jail or not. (And she will)

So whatever is going to kick her back into fighting form and off the drugs, someone better figure it out and quick!

[Image via WENN.]

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32 comments to “What Harm Could One Line Of Coke Do?”

  1. 1

    Maybe she doesn't agree with your fucking rules. She should get punished for putting others in danger (the driving charges) but not for doing drugs.

  2. 2

    yeah, i found out around age 18 i wasn't invincible - too bad she's well into her 20's and still doesn't understand that concept……….

  3. 3

    Can she please GO AWAY?! Who cares about this bitch! She's not even a celebrity!

  4. 4

    So much for the rehab hospital saying she didn't need extensive rehab. It is sad and I do hope she gets proper help. She needs it.

  5. 5

    Aww and what did she say in that interview? She is damn good actress. Uh huh, she is dumber than a fence post. Do you think she could have googled drug testing and learned a little about that? Guess not.

  6. 6

    Iteresting - previously, I almost wanted her to get busted, wanting her to have what she has been in denial about shoved down her throat - but this time, I find I am not feeling that way - like since she quickly and freely admitted what she did, I now dodn't feel that way. Wonder what the judge will do - If I was running the zoo, I would jail her for a while ( log enough to be really miserable) a while in rehab, with the warning that if it happens again, she will be put in a forced lockup rehab for 12 months!!

  7. 7

    lol at the first line of this post. props to mario or his staff for being funny for once

  8. 8

    I think LiLo is very very sly. She obviously conned the people in rehad as she only did like 22 days instead of the 90 and they said she had been "misdiagnosed" and has ADHD. She was getting her Adderall the WHOLE time she was in rehab. I think money talks and remember people she is an actress. And she has a story (as all users do) and she gave the performance of a lifetime. Now the sad story is she has no good role models or parents who can take her away from LA and the scene and really help her get clean. Sorry to say but this girl may end up dead. If I was the producer of Inferno - at this point - your fired! She has cooked her own goose.

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  10. 10

    I thought the 12-Step Religious Cult's "Higher Power" was real & worked magic….

  11. 11

    how in the world did she get out of rehab without an after care program? is that the norm in california? not impressed.

  12. 12

    Maybe she should actually stay in jail and rehab for the whole time she was sentenced for so she has time to get sober, face reality, think about her actions, and learn from her mistakes.

    The people around her should stop aiding this cycle, in pulling every legal loophole and catering to her every whim so she doesn't experience any discomfort, and start caring about her well-being. Jail or rehab is no walk in the park for anyone, they're not made to be…she's going to be uncomfortable. It's just part of any healing process. Deal.

  13. 13

    She is even dumber than she seems. And I love that she was delusional enough to tell Vanity Fair "I'm a damn good actress."

  14. 6one9 says – reply to this


    "self-sabotage," is something “` A LOT “` of people do. It's easier that way b/c they don't “OWN“` up to their shit!! Straight UP!!

  15. 15

    OH PLEASE F##K OFF!! I hate to say this but I wish she would just OD already so we could ALL move on!! People say "oh but she is such a talented actress". NO SHE'S NOT!!! She was in a couple of cute kids movies…that's it!! The loser has handled herself horribly, tossed away any future and is an arrogant asshole!! Seriously! There are so many other actresses out there worth of constant press and praise that they earned by working hard and staying balanced. She has been given too many chances.

  16. 16

    Re: April 20th – She's not well into her 20's, she's barely 24!
    Life is about making mistakes and learning from them. Lindsay is making her mistakes and learning from them. Her mistakes are also being criticised by the public eye, though. She needs to choose her friends wisely from now on. Coke is a "social" drug. She has admitted taking the drugs and to being an addict… that's a start.

  17. 17

    Let the girl do blow if she wants to, it's her fucking life, so fuck you narcs go "police yourself!"

  18. myjah says – reply to this


    Perez, your ghost writers need to proof-read posts better.

  19. 19

    I can't wait for this worthless bag of shit to die so we never have to hear about her or her loser family again.

  20. 20

    where's her orange bucktoothed mom now? look at what she has to look back on now that her career is over…all that money she made & all it did was supply her and her mom, and the other enablers and hangers-on with drugs. damn, what i could have done with those millions. i hope she ends up having to work at mcdonalds or walmart for a living. fuck her i have no pity for her.

  21. 21

    my question is how close is this source?
    Close enough to see this all going on and not step in?

  22. 22

    She acted her way out of rehab…

  23. 23

    that lindsay lohan is moron.. so now you speaking russian perez lol ..

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: AynRandy – Until her car hits your car while you're in it…

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  26. 26

    She'll probably just go back to rehab for like a year.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    Oh, hell, now she's going to have to get coke for the WHOLE court.
    I kid. Too much stock market.

  28. 28

    i wonder about the abilities of the responsible doctors in UCLA - haven't done their job very well, haven't they? no.

  29. 29

    Okay folks all together now lets sing " You are an Idiot HA HA HA!!!!"

  30. 30

    "The insider" and her whole group of so called friends should also be conisdered guilty! Honestly, these people are probably the ones supplying her with the crap just to report the story and make money. They are enabling her and setting up a false since of security. It's just as bad as Lohan doing the crap. The insider knows soooooo much but does nothing to protect his friend that he/she should care about. Life always gives back, one day it will be someone close to the insider (brother,sister, husband, lover, son, daughter) going through something similar and they will remember how they kicked someone under the bus just to earn cash so they could buy more crap!

  31. 31

    Plus, isn't the doctors really at fault here for not being able to tell she was not well to be released. She's an actress who probably gets top of the line treatment. Could they not see this girl is full of crap and will only relapse. If not, our entire medical/mental system in this country is a joke. God help us ALL!

  32. 32

    I use that word "friends" lightly. No one is a friend who will watch you doing something that can ruin your life, they are called enablers and suppliers! She is stupid but so are her entire entourage of wannabe friends who are probably bitter and jealous of the success this woman has had in her life. Can't imagine she'd be the only one sitting there at a pty doing lines and everyone else is just watching in disbelief or dancing. All of them are doing crap right along with her.