Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have their own "don't ask, don't tell" policy, but theirs concerns a certain homewrecker who's out to destroy their marriage.
Rumor has it that Ashton got busy with a girl half his wifey's age recently while she was away filming a new movie. True to whore-form, the slut ran right to the tabloids to tell her sordid tale. In these times, affairs are running rampant amongst Hollywood's most established couples, so it's not hard to believe that Ashton could do such a thing.
And yet, sources are claiming that the pair is letting the rumors roll right off them and are preparing for their fifth anniversary without bothering addressing the scandal.
In fact, sources on the set of Demi's new movie, The Reasonable Bunch, saw Ashton hanging out with his old lady over the weekend. The set spy said the pair were overheard "laughing" in her trailer and Demi continued to "gush" over her man as if they didn't have a problem in the world.
Putting up a brave front, perhaps?
We'd be careful, Demi! Though he may seem mature for his age, he is still a man. Just like Tiger, Jesse, David, Jude, Balthazar…
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