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Lindsanity Catches A Lucky Break

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But it won't mean that much in the long run.

Sources are confirming that Lindsay Lohan may not see any repercussions for failing her second drug test. As it happens, the positive reading was determined to be caused by her use of Adderall and the L.A. County Probation Department is not recommending jail time. Furthermore, there seemed to be some miscommunication in the paperwork when it went from the court to the Probation office, so everyone's just decided to to give LiLo a freebie.

For the second failed drug test. The first one, the one she failed because she loaded her nostrils with white funsies, she'll have to answer for. The Probation Dept. has recommended 30 days for that offense.

Here's where things can take a real turn for Lindsanity…

On Friday, Judge Elden Fox will be given two options of what to do with the coke fiend actress. He can throw her ass in jail right on the spot on principle for the recommended 30 days. That would be fine by us, except because of overcrowding, she'd probably be back in Las Palmas sucking on a lime within a few hours.

The other option, the BETTER option, is to deny LiLo bail and set her next hearing to take place in 30 days. Why is this better? Because it would mean she would go DIRECTLY TO JAIL, (DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT GET $200) and more importantly, she would have to stay in jail until her hearing! There would be no way to get her released early!

We pick Door#2! Option B! Throw her in jail! Teach her a lesson!

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

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30 comments to “Lindsanity Catches A Lucky Break”



  1. 1

    You are such a fucking ass hole. Can't wait till they bust your tweaking ass for something.

    I hope the girl doesn't end up dead :-/



  2. 2

    She needs to spend a few months in jail, just like a regular crack head.

  3. barb says – reply to this


    3

    she is sick, jail would do nothing for her. She needs major help or she will die. She can get drugs in jail. Why would you want to throw her in jail and let a sick young girl rotte? Thats it it a girl hater



  4. 4

    this is horse shit! If she was a regular person she'd be in jail now! God I am so sick of celebrities getting off for everything because they are rich!



  5. 5

    How is this news? Girlfriend is NOT going to get nothing, PERIOD! You know it, I know it, Lindsay knows it, and the judge knows it. When ever any of these celebs get in trouble, like Paris and Lindsay, you blog your "uh oh's" and your "you're in trouble nows", and your "no way out of this one", and end up looking like a moron, Perez! Celebs don't have to follow the laws, haven't ya heard?



  6. 6

    Perez we get it. You hate her. Why do you have to be such a bitch!! You were so cool before, now it seems like your bitter and jealous. rrrraaaawwwwwrr



  7. 7

    she obviously did NOT take rehab seriously so I agree with PEREZ jailtime without early release, she needs to stop getting special treatment, or it will never end and she will die.



  8. 8

    Bullshit! Wheres the proof that she got busted for coke? The only official drug she got busted on is the one she's in the clear for.



  9. 9

    I would not be surprised if the bitch turned in whoever gave or sold her the meds so she could get out early. She is just that much of a turn coat. Somebody put her away already. I can't stand her. I have a cat that is a Ginger and sometimes we call him fire crotch. Poor kitty. God if she would just go away, and no I don't wish for her death or anything just for her to disappear into obscurity and she can take Heidi and Spencer with her I would be happy.



  10. 10

    Why do we want to send this girl to jail? I don't understand. Why do we have all these anti-drug laws in the first place? She isn't hurting anyone but herself, and as an adult, doesn't she have the right to coke herself to death? Of course, no one wants that - it's sad when someone is addicted and dying, but seriously - just let the girl do what she wants to do and let her family deal with it. She's an adult!

    BTW - I really do see this just ending up with her eventually getting clean, finding Jesus (or whatever), and getting a great book deal that will put her on the NYT best seller list. You know why? ALL THE FREE PUBLICITY! O.o



  11. 11

    Why does she get called a celeb and Misha Barton a has been? Are they not pretty much similar? Both used to be actresses that dabbled with dope and both not really in the biz anymore? Why do you keep going on about this Lindsay? For all you know she's probably a bartender somewhere. Lets read about Carey Mulligan, Natalie Portman and the like.



  12. 12

    I say send her ass to jail for 30 days until the hearing. Then at the hearing sentence her ass to a year in in patient rehab.

    And I agree with the person that said she Mischa Barton is no more of a has been than Lindsay.



  13. 13

    I still think a pedophile like you who publicly lusts after young guys on your site is a lot worst that a person snorting a little coke. YOU should be the one in jail fatboy!



  14. 14

    when is this kid gonna drop dead ? so sick of this bullshit .



  15. 15

    Kinda like how you should have been thrown in jail for showing photos of an underaged girls crotch?
    Sometimes a little bit of compassion is needed. Miley and her family should ahve at least taught you that much.



  16. 16

    You're such a hateful loser, Mario. I can practically see your ugly, pimpe-covered face twisting in hate, frothing at the mouth while you're typing this. What did she ever do to you, except for being a girl which by default makes her more qualified to half the male population on the planet? Get over yourself, bitch, even gay men find you repulsive.



  17. 17

    umm ya this makes me so confused as to why she was pushed out of rehab so early. Recommending early release because she didn't need the full 90 days? Who the fuck were these doctors?? jesus christ why should anyone leave rehab early? Lindsay certainly is not the exception. She's already back taking adderall she doesnt even have ADD! She is taking it because it basically gives her the same effects as being high on meth. Does anyone have her well being in mind?



  18. 18

    Option 2 all the way!!



  19. 19

    She had her chance in rehab. It obviously didn't help and taught her absolutely nothing. Some of you people need to stop making fucking excuses for the bitch. She is not "sick". She needs to go to jail just like the average, non-celebrity. Lindsanity is a lost cause. You can't help people who don't want to be helped. She is too self-absorbed with a sense of entitlement to get her shit together.



  20. 20

    So there is an over-crowding problem in jail if you are actually sentenced, but over-crowding is not a problem is you are denied bail and are waiting for your next hearing? Interesting system we have here.



  21. 21

    Re: Octo-Dolls – "just let the girl do what she wants to do and let her family deal with it. She's an adult!"-
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    In the meantime, she and people like her get behind the steering wheel of a car and kill people. It's not as simple as 'let her do what she wants' - there is the issue of public safety.



  22. 22

    Re: stellagranos – exactly. i cant believe that some of the people here dont get that.



  23. 23

    Re: douseekamy – she will because they keep letting her slide! You know who will benefit? Her shitbag parents thats who!



  24. 24

    She in the clear for adderall now huh? Funny how UCLA said she didnt need it, so what back alley doc said she needs it now? The court goes along with that, and the cycle of abuse continues! DEATHWATCH 2010!



  25. 25

    Re: Nathiestx – She admitted she failed, wake the fuck up



  26. 26

    Re: April_Rain – shes sick, but your regular old non rich, non movie star crack head is just that, a worthless crack head jail bird that none of these assholes would spit on if they were on fire!



  27. 27

    marios ugly sister is erasing comments



  28. 28

    You are a tool Perez.

    The judge can't play games with bail, unless he has reason to believe Lohan is a flight risk.

    Unlike the poor who are routinely "punished" by judges abusing their power to set bail (or set NO bail) and don't have the means to fight it, Lohan does, which means the judge will most likely NOT play that game with her.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    She needs kitchen duty.



  30. 30

    Re: giabread – AMEN!

    Hey Horse Chin, you soooooo wish you were her uh? Is it because she got a lot of dick and you're still beating that noodle while your mom does your washing? smh