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Probation Department Wants Lindsanity In Jail

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And she deserves it!

After Lindsay Lohan tested positive for cocaine and amphetamines, the El Lay Probation Department is recommending that Judge Elden Fox throw the wacktress in jail.

The District Attorney does not plan on making a recommendation when Lindsay appears in court on Friday, but she could serve up to 30 days for each failed drug test.

Ugh. Some people never learn!

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20 comments to “Probation Department Wants Lindsanity In Jail”

  1. 1

    Oh yea, ’cause she can turn off her problems just like that? "Some people never learn". Why don't you go get addicted to something and then try to stop yourself from using it. It takes time, she has a disease, don't be an arse.

  2. 2

    If she had actually done proper jail time and rehab to begin with, she might not be facing jail again. Until she has some REAL consequences, she will probably repeat the offense.

  3. 3

    someone please explain why the amphetamines keep coming up when she's prescribed adderall………
    or is this just mario trying to make it sound worse than it is???

  4. 4

    She obviously has a serious problem. If you're on probation and you KNOW you're gonna be tested regularly, but STILL partake in drug abuse….You've got real issues. It's clearly her "environment" that poses all the risks and she just can't say "no." She may be better off to serve her entire term in some halfway house or something, then be done with it all and do what she wants. At least then, she won't be in the press constantly. She won't get REAL help until she WANTS to get real help. You can't force addicts to get better.

  5. 5

    You think Lindsay has someone that picks up the soap for her?

  6. 6

    all i can say is welcome to the jungle baby! hey i'v done my time now its your turn! and i actually kicked my habit, i'v been clean for 6 years. i was in for 60 days thats all you need, not really, she needs new friends to hang out with, she goes back to the same old scene she'll be right back on it! her track record is so bad though, i cant belive any director in their right mind would even consider puting her in a movie. thats like stabbing the movie right in the heart before it even leaves the gate.

    i cant wait to see the tears! go get the nails done fuctard!

  7. 7

    And the US Government is shipping in SHIP LOADS of Oxycotin/Ephedra/Ritalin…..DAILY; more than could ever be used medicinally!

  8. 8

    She's not going to get clean until she wants to. She obviously has some serious entitlement issue knowing that she was going to be drug tested weekly and still making the decision to use coke. But then again, why wouldn't she think she's going to get off easy, she manipulated them into letting her out of a 90 days rehab stay after what, 2 weeks? Then she headed right back out to the clubs. People who intend to stay clean and sober to not hang out in clubs and bars. Period.

  9. 9

    You know I was starting to feel sorry for this chick as I was misdiagnosed once for a brain tumor and it played hell in my life, but now I don't feel for her at all. She keeps playing everyone. I will say when she was given Adderall though that she did probably get used to it. That couldn't have been good, but they should have never let her out so early from rehab. That was dumb. I can't believe that they are professionals. My family wanted to sue my doctor's.

  10. 10

    deserved…. when can she learn?

  11. 11

    e District Attorney does not plan on making a recommendation regarding sending Lindsay to jail? WTF?! If it were any "non-famous" person you know the District Attorney would be first in line to recommend jail! The whole system is screwed up! Put her in jail to finish her original sentence then rehab to finish that sentence and MAYBE she can be saved.

  12. 12

    ok that's it- all you morons on here claiming it's not easy for her cause she's an addict, and it's not easy to kick the habit, yeah yeah yeah-she has been given a MILLION chances to get clean! she's been in rehab 4 fucking times! she's been provided with doctors, medications, treatment, etc…most addicts would kill for just ONE goddam chance to get clean- so hate to break it to ya, but she's no victim and the answer is clear: her ass needs to be thrown into jail- no early release, no "overcrowding" bullshit- KEEP HER DUMB ASS THERE!! i don't give a shit whether she "learns" from it or not- the court system has been unfair in that theyve shown her all the sympathy in the world- ask yourselves, would any of US get special treatment? NO! and you should be PISSED about it because it's unjust, we should all be treated equally, celebrity or not- you break the law, you pay the fucking consequences! come this friday, so what if the judge gives her jail time- she'll just turn on the crocodile tears and muster whatever acting skills she has left, and she'll be out by dinner time. You can all thank the "justice" system in America for that.

  13. 13

    Lindsay was released from rehab way too early. She needs professional help on a long-term basis. Hope the system sends her back .. she needs it.

  14. 14

    The proper name for Adderall is dextroamphetamine and when someone takes it, it produces stimulant effects similar to coke and meth. Hence why when she gets drug tested, she is positive for amphetamines :-)

  15. 15

    I did think this was going to happen when she started going back to the C marmont and hanging out with those skanky user girls with the drinks on the table. I do commend her for admitting it and she sdid state she would ne happy to face the conquenses so we shalls ee friday!! just how much she is happy to face the "conquenses" lol. I hope the judge treats her like anybody else it really is not fair that she should be treated diferenty because she is a so called celebrity?I also feel like that inferno is a bad move for her for a movie really bad. she was soo much better when she did disney and teen movies.

  16. 16

    Throwing innocent NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING Lindsay in jail while Released Homeless Felon Level 3 Predatory Child Sex Offenders are roaming the streets looking FOR YOUR LITTLE GIRLS TO RAPE & BURY ALIVE……..


  17. 17

    LEAVE LINDSEY ALONE! BOOHOOBOOHOO leeaavve heeer a-lonnne, sniff, whimper

  18. 18

    But she'll probably only serve 4 days due to over crowding right? Bullshit, she just knows that she'll get out easy.

  19. 19

    Just let her do all the drugs she wants to do and ruin her life. We have bigger fish to fry. Is she hurting anyone while doing these drugs? Is she endangering anyone's life but her own? Unless she gets behind the wheel of a car while under the influence, I don't see what the big deal is.

    We need to get rid of these anti-drug laws. They do nothing except put non-violent "criminals" in jail. It's a waste of money, time, and prison space. Let her nutso parents deal with her drug habits, and stop putting her addicted mug on my television. I seriously don't care.

  20. @v@ says – reply to this


    Peeling potatoes for 30 days, or doing prison laundry, or cleaning the johns would motivate more quickly than club rehab ever would.