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Prostitution Whore Is Getting A Taste Of Karma!

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Uh-oh! Things are going from bad to worse for Prostitution Whore!

The former Real Housewives of New Jersey castmember has reportedly been left without a car and without a lesbian girlfriend for attention!

Sources close to Danielle Staub report that baliffs showed up last weekend to repossess her Range Rover - you know, the one that she wreaked havoc in while riding around Franklin Lakes, like the Wicked Witch of the East on her broomstick!

The insider claims:

“You should have seen the begging. Danielle pleaded with the repo guys but they had their job to do, and they did it.”

To make matters worse, there are also claims that 'Lesbian WhatsHerFace Superstar' Lori Michaels has been cheating on Prostitution Whore with a back-up dancer named Courtney Lynch!

Sources reveal:

“Danielle is crazy about Lori, but doesn’t know she’s seeing another woman. Lori is a proud, openly gay woman, and the relationship with Danielle is just an amusing sidetrack for her. She’s really with Courtney. And if Danielle expects something serious and long-lasting with Lori, she’s going to end up being one heartbroken housewife.”

Ha! We guess all of this bitch's psychotic crazy is finally catching up with her!

What, did you not make enough ca$h off of your 'tortured lullaby' to make your car payments on time, bb?

Sucks, bitch! But we're sure all of that 'love and light' you preach will get you through, won't it?!

LOLs!

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7 comments to “Prostitution Whore Is Getting A Taste Of Karma!”



  1. 1

    I have to say ROLTFL. Why does everyone who gets their life filmed automatically think that they should put their voice on an album. MAn….my bf calls her the camel face housewife….I think its hilarious how everything is being played out. Next season I bet she tries to show up and weasel in a la Kim G……



  2. 2

    forget the shitty song. she released a sex tape and can't make her car payment?



  3. 3

    camel faced housewife! thats hilariously true!!!



  4. 4

    It's not going to end well for this woman…



  5. 5

    LOLZ



  6. 6

    Just on a side note, it was the Wicked Witch of the West who rode the broomstick… and being a fan of 'Wicked' - I would think you'd know that Perez.



  7. 7

    Re: backfire – - On that note, you'll probably like Mario's quip of- "Jafar's evil twin sister…" It's actually… really easy to see!