Dina Lohan Isn't Messing Around! Will Have Michael Arrested!

Oh shizz! There could be some mayjah dramz going down at Lindsay's hearing today!!
Dina Lohan is threatening to have ex-husband Michael Lohan arrested if he dares show his face at their daughter's hearing today.
Dina has a criminal protective order against Michael and sources say, if Michael comes to the hearing, "there's gonna be a situation."
We all know that being in the middle of a media circus is Michael Lohan's drug of choice so he will undoubtedly show up at the hearing, with a publicist, lawyer, and a 10-page statement that he will demand to read on camera.
Even though Lindsay will probably avoid jail time today, it looks like we'll still see a LOLhan get throw into jail.
Ah, wouldn't that be sweet??
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I'd like to see you get thrown in jail.
The after-court Michael Lohan blubberfest was disgusting, and very entertaining. What a guy! I wonder if Michael Lohan is a juicehead, ’cause he sure does have a roid-rage personality. Heh…that would explain a lot.
I hope the situation includes double ass-fucking of these two losers.