It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually.
He says, "I love it out here, I'm definitely gonna move out
Lopez then gave The Sitch some items to items to help smooth his transition into El Lay, like a Pink's Hot Dog, an Olive Garden gift card, a script to take to the gym with him, and Tila Tequila's phone number, in which Lopez said, "You're gonna need this, because if you live out here, you're gonna wind up hitting this, because everybody has."
Let the STDs spread wildly throughout Los Angeles!!
P.S. Could this mean a fourth Jersey Shore in El Lay?? Hmmm, inneresting.
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