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The Situation Says Bye To Jersey, Moving To El Lay!!

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Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually.

The Situation told George Lopez on his show Lopez Tonight that he is "definitely moving to L.A."

He says, "I love it out here, I'm definitely gonna move out

Lopez then gave The Sitch some items to items to help smooth his transition into El Lay, like a Pink's Hot Dog, an Olive Garden gift card, a script to take to the gym with him, and Tila Tequila's phone number, in which Lopez said, "You're gonna need this, because if you live out here, you're gonna wind up hitting this, because everybody has."


Let the STDs spread wildly throughout Los Angeles!!

P.S. Could this mean a fourth Jersey Shore in El Lay?? Hmmm, inneresting.

[Image via WENN.]

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45 comments to “The Situation Says Bye To Jersey, Moving To El Lay!!”

  1. 1

    I can't WAIT to see this fucking, no talent douche nozzle go down in flames. He'll be doing Celebrity Rehab in 2 years.

  2. 2

    Duh! LA is where it's happening! Clearly he is getting his own spin-off show and I'm uber excited for that! Hopefully he does more music and maybe a collab with Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag… etc. That'd be hot! Also, LA will allow him to get more in touch with his bi-curiosity… make out with some guys, bottom… hook up, whatevs. So much easier here than in Jersey… that's for sure! Can't wait till he is in Cali… he is so hot!

  3. 3

    love this! contact me for more stories! I have some really interesting pics of this guy! treetm22@yahoo.com

  4. 4

    just what LA needs..one more asshole….

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  7. 7

    Re: LeoGoneWild – whateva ur smoking i want some.

  8. 8

    One of those STD'S obviously makes your nose swell up judgeing by the photos I always see of her, I mean him!

  9. 9

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver sucks Latino dick! – I'm flattered that you wasted your time and energy on that moniker. Clearly, you're one of the many, many people that I've shut down here. I WILL find out your previous moniker. It's a promise. Thanks again, kid, I'm now a legend on this site :)
    PS So typical that you don't like the Jersey Shore and the Situation. Another one with a stick up their bum.

  10. 10

    have fun in LA ya fugface foolish clown!! situation and tila would make a great couple!

  11. 11

    Mr. Potato Nose will not be missed. See ya, tool!

  12. 12

    It looks like someone took a dump on his face…I heard he likes trannies? Anyone else here that?

  13. 13

    He's so fugly, don't understand how these d-bags get the $ they get. Enjoy your 5 minutes while it lasts.

  14. 14

    Mr. Potato-Nose is leaving! Bye…..

  15. 15

    How is something so talentless and fugly so famous?

  16. 16


  17. 17

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – LOL

    It took like less than 3 minutes. Omg my time and energy! I don't give flying fuck if you find out my other name. You never "shut me down", you make the most ignorant comments here, you should expect to get called out. You're a legend on this site?? HAHAHA, yeah, the legendary douchebag. You make Perez look like Einstein.

  18. 18

    never seen jersey shore, and i won't waste my time to watch it. why the hell is this fool always showing his abs, there is millions of guys all over the world that has tans and muscular body? all this reality tv crap……..

  19. 19

    he is not eve good looking………..

  20. 20

    Raise your hand if you're not a guidette or an old lady and you actually think this guy is hot… gross!

  21. 21

    Re: LeoGoneWild – lol, are u really that into all these has beens?

  22. 22

    Why so bitter?
    What did he do to you?

  23. 23

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver sucks Latino dick! – Thanks for confirming that you had a previous account here. And thanks for letting everyone here know that I got your goat. What type of Latino are you anyway? The typical poor, uneducated breeder that likes getting their dick sucked by men named Eldridge? That kind?

  24. 24

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Yeah, so what if I have another account, it doesn't mean shit. I felt like creating a new one just to spite you. You got my goat? What does that mean? I don't speak White trashinese, sorry. I'm gonna act like you mean it literally oky? Sure, you got my goat then. You're also having sex with it.

    I'm the kind of Latino that doesn't take shit from retards like you. I am not one of the "typical poor, uneducated breeders" that you like to suck off.

  25. 25

    moving too fast, Situation….you are going to find yourself out of your comfort zone. You can't act, can't dance, can't sing. And you're going to find yourself in a difficult situation with the handsome, tall, well-built actors in L.A. They'll make you look like a jersey shrimp.

  26. 26

    Why aren't you calling this ugly MF "Don't look at the Face" situation?

  27. 27

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver sucks Latino dick! – If you don't know the expression "get your goat" then we can go back to the expression "I shut you down and you got pissed then created an account cuz you're a little bitch." Seriously, you sound like a HUGE pu$$y. Come to think of it, Latino men are known for being small bitches and Latinas are known for their temper. It's like Latinas have the balls and Latinos have the pu$$y (like you) Weird, huh?

  28. 28

    I am sorry but I have seen better more defined abs than his…….Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Renolds, Ryan Phillippe, etc. C'mon now.

  29. 29

    I know it is crazy but there's something about this guy I like. He is not a bad looking guy, he doesn't take himself to seriously, and sometimes he says things that make me laugh. He does not lead those girls on and tell them he wants a relationship, I am assuming that all those girls are going into it with their eyes wide open. And as much as they tell women all the time that we need to have confidence in ourselves and love ourselves the way we are,why would it be a different story because this guy has confidence in himself? I am not saying I agree with everything he does, but as long as he is not hurting anyone and not affecting my life personally then who am I to judge.

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  31. 31

    I like Mike so let him come to LA he will fit right in! Those of you that hate on him are just jealous of his new found fame.

  32. 32

    without jersey shore I think he can't make it.
    and I want his body…

  33. 33

    do you know what? i think after treating that suffered face with some plastic surgery he'd be a perfect superhero for movies…

  34. 34

    she can just move to my place in Boston. I'll give him house, board… he doesn't even need to do laundry anymore…

  35. 35

    Maybe once he gets to LA he can have that lightbulb he calls a nose toned down a bit, and find a back brace that straightens his posture. Why is it I see Kathy Griffith on his arm in the near future, or maybe Carrot Top?

  36. 36

    What is he, 29 turning 40? It's amazing all the no-talents who are getting famous. I think the Mayans have it right…

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  38. 38

    omg take him back we dont want him here

  39. 39

    Angelina hit it right on the nose he does look like nasty ass popey

  40. 40

    yeah, didn't T M Z report him renting an apartment in LA like two weeks ago?

  41. 41

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – You never shut me down. I never responded to you before. I'm not some person that got pissed and created a new account because of what you said to me. Hate to break it to you.

    I'm a little bitch? It takes one to know one you piece of crap. You're also known for being a small bitch like you claim Latino men are. You punk ass bitch.

  42. 42

    Maybe LA will put the bag over his head that he so deserves. What a mug!
    And where did that nose come from? If he were a dog..a breeder would
    kick him out of the gene pool! That nose would be considered a major
    fault and a trait that noone would want passed on to future generations.

  43. 43

    This guy is a tool

  44. 44

    ugh noo i dont live in cali but i feel bad for them. this guy is a tool to the T.

  45. 45

    He looks like Jimmy Durante — too bad he doesn't have his talent and class.