Oh, that would have made us do the ultimate happy dance if after all the bullshit Shawn Chapman Holley had the spew to the new judge, Lindsanity still wouldn't have been released because her family didn't have the $$$!
Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday, Lindsay was released back into the cocaine covered wild. A steep asking price of $300,00 was set for her bail and for a moment there, people were doubtful that the Lohan's could rake together that kind of money. A family insider points out that Lindsay hasn't "earned" anything like that since her hair was still naturally red and the family would have considered it a "tragedy" had money become the only obstacle standing in the way of LiLo's freedom.
WRONG! The real "tragedy" is that she got out in the first place before her next hearing! How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions. She doesn't need a time out - she needs to be effing locked up, tight!
There's always next time, we guess! (And we know there will be a next time!)
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