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Lindsanity Almost Couldn't Post Bail!

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Oh, that would have made us do the ultimate happy dance if after all the bullshit Shawn Chapman Holley had the spew to the new judge, Lindsanity still wouldn't have been released because her family didn't have the $$$!

Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday, Lindsay was released back into the cocaine covered wild. A steep asking price of $300,00 was set for her bail and for a moment there, people were doubtful that the Lohan's could rake together that kind of money. A family insider points out that Lindsay hasn't "earned" anything like that since her hair was still naturally red and the family would have considered it a "tragedy" had money become the only obstacle standing in the way of LiLo's freedom.

WRONG! The real "tragedy" is that she got out in the first place before her next hearing! How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions. She doesn't need a time out - she needs to be effing locked up, tight!

There's always next time, we guess! (And we know there will be a next time!)

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31 comments to “Lindsanity Almost Couldn't Post Bail!”

  1. 1

    TRAGEDY? Welcome to everyone else's life! One slip up and we don't have the millions to work our way out of it.

  2. 2

    By the end of the day you will have endless repeats of the same LL photos and redundant comments about this girl. She should be sent to Haiti as a house slave.

  3. 3

    WTF are you talking about? Tragedy? What that Judge did was against the law. EVERY non violent misd. in Cali has the right to bail. This judge was a fuck nut which explains why another judge QUICKLY over-ruled him and allowed bail. Lindsay should sue the judge.

  4. 4

    I don't understand why they even bother to put her in jail in the first place. Just let her ruin her life outside of the court system so the tax payers can stop having to fund these ridiculous court appearances, security. ITS A WASTER OF TIME AND MONEY!!! On top of the fact that this has happened to many celebrities in the past, in and out of jail and in and out jail. They should have to pay for EVERYTHING! California is hurting bad enough already.

  5. 5

    Lindsay Lohan 24 is all over the news because she's a celebrity drug addict. While Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23 and Sheldon Tate 27 are all Marines that gave their lives this week, no media mention. Honor THEM not this coked up whore…

  6. 6

    um, that isn't how bail works. If the bail amt was 300K, one needs to only post ten per cent, and she had a bail bondsman. How can people be so clueless about how our justice system works.
    This is typical, we get a 'lindsay is broke' story whenever there is nothing else to post about. When Lindsay was in jail, these websites all about dried up. Nobody gives a crap about Katy Perry and the Situation. lmao

  7. 7

    Spell check much?

  8. 8


  9. 9

    WHAT IS WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU LYING TO PEOPLE!? The bondsman stated that he was prepared to put up over one million for Lindsay's bond. So there was in fact no issue. POS STOP LYING about Lindsay's financial situation. She's a successful Fashion Designer and she just made over $10 million from her E*Trade settlement. PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! PEREZ STOP LYING!!!! Fucktards stop believing the shit he say's!

  10. 10

    Most of the world shares your disappointment.

  11. 11

    hey lindsay, can i interest you in a ride on a segway?

  12. 12

    Re: Nathiestx
    Don't waste your time defending this hopeless fuck-up. It's not like she cares about what your doing, I doubt she cares about anyone except herself and white powder.

  13. 13

    Mario, for someone who makes it seem like you're interested in a person s rights ( gay marriage ) your ignorance of the law has come shining through your posts on this matter. So lets break this down. Lindsey showed up to court on Friday for Judge Fox to set a hearing date or her PV. According to CA state law ALL misdemeanors are entitled BY LAW for bail while until theri court date. Judge Fox over-stepped the law with his ruling. Anf another judge, rightly so, stepped in and reversed the ruling. I am not Pro-Lindsey - I am PRO-LAW!!!! And its a down right shame that people come to this site and really think they're being told the truth about the law. All you're spewing out is your emotional take on last Friday. Next time you babble on about a persons rights ( gay community ) make it very clear that over all you can care less about people's rights in general JUST the rights that affect you and yours. because that's the truth. NOW hopefully when Lindsey goes back to court on the 22nd the Judge will revoke her probabtion throw her butt in jail for the longest possible amount of time and she'll be done. no probabtion. nothing. let her go kill herself if she wants. just get her out of the spotlight. she's a disgrace. ( Hopefully they'll suspend her license for a year ) so she won;t kill anyone under the influence while she and her mother are screaming she doesn't have a problem.

  14. trow says – reply to this


    Not to be picky but who the hell wrote this? Typos all over the place…

  15. 15

    The people in the State of California have completely lost faith in their justice system. California judges ignore their duties, responsibilities, and all in the name of the headlines that roll with the money they hope to gain from foolish decisions.

    Thomas Chi
    Selling Sex to U.S. Senators

  16. 16

    You only have to post 10% of the bail to the bondsman.

  17. 17

    Would it really hurt to hire an editor or even to reread a post before publishing it? This one post has "the" instead of "to", "their" instead of "there" (twice), a missing 0, possessive "Lohan's" instead of plural "Lohans", "mildy" instead of "mildly" and after all that it also has "family" misspelled in the hyperlink. The lack of effort that goes into the posts on here is so disappointing.

  18. 18

    how much is $300,00????

  19. 19

    My boyfriend wears those same undershirts. You can tell she doesn't care because someone gave her that jacket to put on. Lindsay is a fashionista and if she were to buy a jacket, she wouldn't buy one that was not tailored to her figure. She didn't even care enough to put a bra on…

  20. 20

    Mario 'you' reported last week a bailbond was waiting to offer her up to 1 million in bail money - don't you read what your ghost writer writes?

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  22. 22

    robert downey jr. is OK because he spent 12 months in jail.
    this judge saved his life,nothing else works
    Hollywood is sick environment, if she stay, she will die young

  23. 23

    The real tragedy is that you are still alive Perez.

  24. 24

    The only tragedy, Perez, is that you are famous and make money for writing a blog when YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL! WTF?!? Their/there, your/you're….holy shit, it's simple grammar!

  25. Mon says – reply to this


    Her butt should still be in jail. The girl will never learn. I am betting by next year will be reading about her death. The judge was not entirely wrong in not giving her bail. He could have actually revoked her bail because she violated her probabtion. The only reason she was let go is because her attorney & mother whined. She has to pay back the bond for her bail. So good luck with that considering she has issues with money. I highly doubt that she is making millions off her clothes line. I am sick of the celebrities taking an advantage of the justice system. This one of the many reasons why it is failing. You give special treatment to some and not to others, who commit the same crime. What makes them any different. Same crime, same punishment. I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR LINDSAY HER FAMILY OR ANY OTHER CELEBRITY WHO THINKS THAT THE WORLD OWES THEM. IF anything they owe us for putting up with the crappy movies and tv shows that they keep producing!!!

  26. 26

    Re: justcruisin – ahem..she won't be done her probation. she will be sentenced for violating probation. that sentence does not put an end to her probation unless it lasts past the end date of her probation. and quite possibly the judge will sentence her to another term of probation as well as a custodial sentence.

  27. 27


    "Their is no masking our disappointment that after only half a day in jail on Friday,"

    "How is this chick every going to learn to be a mildy-functioning adult if she never learns that their are consequences to her actions.

  28. 28

    It was $300,000 - not $300,00

  29. 29

    Re: LaVieBoheme – She had to sell the bra to raise the bail money.

  30. 30

    Everyone knows that you only have to post 10% in cash and provide collateral for the rest. (i.e. likely Dina's home since Lindsay is renting)

  31. 31

    didn't you use meth? doesn't your faboosh lady gaga use coke? stop being a hypocrite.