Well, when it comes to the news that they're living apart, we guess it's not that easy to hide.
Now Nick has finally responded to the rumors, and his answer confirms our worst fears for the pair. He said:
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Oh, we're sure this will just be a captivating read!
Stoopid Wild star and Bling Ring jailbird Alexis Neiers is reportedly set to write a book loosely based on her moronic life!
The 18 year old, whom we're shocked to believe can even spell her own name, is shopping around a story that would be "Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood" and focus on "Hollywood's most infamous party girls."
We're sorry. Come again?
A z-list reality star who's most famous for breaking into the homes of legitimate celebrities thinks she can write a book as though she's somehow included in that group?
We wouldn't even use the pages of that mess as toilet paper!
Her idiocy is probably contagious!
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