Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
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Oh, we're sure this will just be a captivating read!
Stoopid Wild star and Bling Ring jailbird Alexis Neiers is reportedly set to write a book loosely based on her moronic life!
The 18 year old, whom we're shocked to believe can even spell her own name, is shopping around a story that would be "Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood" and focus on "Hollywood's most infamous party girls."
We're sorry. Come again?
A z-list reality star who's most famous for breaking into the homes of legitimate celebrities thinks she can write a book as though she's somehow included in that group?
We wouldn't even use the pages of that mess as toilet paper!
Her idiocy is probably contagious!
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