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The Bling Ring Twit Thinks That She's An Author! Alexis Neiers To "Write" Book

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Oh, we're sure this will just be a captivating read!

Pretty Stoopid Wild star and Bling Ring jailbird Alexis Neiers is reportedly set to write a book loosely based on her moronic life!

The 18 year old, whom we're shocked to believe can even spell her own name, is shopping around a story that would be "Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood" and focus on "Hollywood's most infamous party girls."

We're sorry. Come again?

A z-list reality star who's most famous for breaking into the homes of legitimate celebrities thinks she can write a book as though she's somehow included in that group?

We wouldn't even use the pages of that mess as toilet paper!

Her idiocy is probably contagious!


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19 comments to “The Bling Ring Twit Thinks That She's An Author! Alexis Neiers To "Write" Book”

  1. 1

    And you think you are a great blogger, what's your point Mario?

  2. 2

    Um didn't you write 2 books fatass? And you are far less than a Z lister.

  3. 3

    Bleh, shoot me now. She's writing a book? Damn, even her reality show sucked hard. How could someone with so much juicy scandal around them be SO boring? Maybe it requires talent to do that…or not.

  4. 4

    Look at her Tittays; can she even see what she's writing with those in the way?

  5. 5

    you'd probably use it as a butt plug though, huh mario……….

  6. 6

    She's a special kind of idiot.

  7. 7

    Your beloved Snooki Snickers believes she has a sense of entitlement as a so-called celeb…why don't you trash her too?

  8. 8

    Oh, everyone is getting some attention, one way or another. Eww hollywood. did you know Lindsay Lohan has super powers? Go to imeanwhat.com to find out more on Lindsay as Wonder Woman

  9. 9

    I would buy her book before I bought your's Perez.

  10. 10

    Her idiocy??? What of yours, you fucking retard? Just because you despise certain folks, you insult them, and desecrate their pics with drool. Does that make you feel superior, moron. Ever hear of impartial reporting? I never heard of this young lady, and I'll never read her book, but she doesn't deserve your childish BS.

  11. ass says – reply to this


    Perez ragging on someone's writing, now THAT'S amusing.

  12. 12

    Glass houses, Perez…

  13. 13

    I dunno this kind of garbage is exactly what the masses (including myself) seem to tune in for regardless of how irrelevant and unimportant in the wide scheme of things. People care about lindsay lohan and what she is snorting so why wouldnt they be intrigued.

  14. 14

    oh man, all YOU people are idiots. If you think Perez is dumb or whatever why ingods name are you on his page? YOU ALL LOVE PEREZ MORE THAN ANYTHING. so get over it and go back to being jealous :)

  15. 15

    Re: MissEvonne – - Well, Perez actually did bash her at one point in time. Back when she was offering to crash parties for $$! (I recall him saying something along the lines of him not wanting to touch her w/ a 10-ft pole). But then of course, w/ the return of the Shore, suddenly Mario was all Team Snooks! But hey, he's a hypocrite. That's just who he is… *sigh*

  16. 16

    If you can do it, she can do it

  17. 17


  18. 18

    If Perez Hilton can publish books - then anyone can!

    You cut and paste all your material, cannot spell (or even SpellCheck) and bitch about a different dickhead getting a book deal?

    You bitter queen Perez. Nasty Nasty Nasty. All U R

  19. 19

    his point is fucking hilarious and he's got a journalism degree. Idiot.