The Bling Ring Twit Thinks That She's An Author! Alexis Neiers To "Write" Book

9/28/2010 1:50 PM ET | Filed under: Icky Icky Poo • Reality TV

Oh, we're sure this will just be a captivating read!

Pretty ~~Stoopid~~ Wild star and Bling Ring jailbird Alexis Neiers is reportedly set to write a book loosely based on her moronic life!

The 18 year old, whom we're shocked to believe can even spell her own name, is shopping around a story that would be "Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood" and focus on "Hollywood's most infamous party girls."

We're sorry. Come again?

A z-list reality star who's most famous for breaking into the homes of legitimate celebrities thinks she can write a book as though she's somehow included in that group?

We wouldn't even use the pages of that mess as toilet paper!

Her idiocy is probably contagious!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: alexis neiers, book, dumbass, go away, gossip girl, hollywood, party girl, pretty wild, publish, reality television, stupid people, ugh

AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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And you think you are a great blogger, what's your point Mario?
sensfan999 says – reply to this

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Um didn't you write 2 books fatass? And you are far less than a Z lister.
LittleMissMeredith says – reply to this

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Bleh, shoot me now. She's writing a book? Damn, even her reality show sucked hard. How could someone with so much juicy scandal around them be SO boring? Maybe it requires talent to do that…or not.
Pam's used Silicone Breasts says – reply to this

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Look at her Tittays; can she even see what she's writing with those in the way?
April 20th says – reply to this

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you'd probably use it as a butt plug though, huh mario……….
redmond says – reply to this

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She's a special kind of idiot.
MissEvonne says – reply to this

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Your beloved Snooki Snickers believes she has a sense of entitlement as a so-called celeb…why don't you trash her too?
VeraRules1 says – reply to this

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Oh, everyone is getting some attention, one way or another. Eww hollywood. did you know Lindsay Lohan has super powers? Go to imeanwhat.com to find out more on Lindsay as Wonder Woman
kaykay85 says – reply to this

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I would buy her book before I bought your's Perez.
Tom Klem says – reply to this

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Her idiocy??? What of yours, you fucking retard? Just because you despise certain folks, you insult them, and desecrate their pics with drool. Does that make you feel superior, moron. Ever hear of impartial reporting? I never heard of this young lady, and I'll never read her book, but she doesn't deserve your childish BS.
ass says – reply to this

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Perez ragging on someone's writing, now THAT'S amusing.
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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Glass houses, Perez…
WhoDoVoodoo says – reply to this

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I dunno this kind of garbage is exactly what the masses (including myself) seem to tune in for regardless of how irrelevant and unimportant in the wide scheme of things. People care about lindsay lohan and what she is snorting so why wouldnt they be intrigued.
toofdecay says – reply to this

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oh man, all YOU people are idiots. If you think Perez is dumb or whatever why ingods name are you on his page? YOU ALL LOVE PEREZ MORE THAN ANYTHING. so get over it and go back to being jealous
UmmYeahh says – reply to this

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Re: MissEvonne – - Well, Perez actually did bash her at one point in time. Back when she was offering to crash parties for $$! (I recall him saying something along the lines of him not wanting to touch her w/ a 10-ft pole). But then of course, w/ the return of the Shore, suddenly Mario was all Team Snooks! But hey, he's a hypocrite. That's just who he is… *sigh*
williberto85 says – reply to this

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If you can do it, she can do it
SMILE! You're on Candid Camera! says – reply to this

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Er….
gumby46 says – reply to this

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If Perez Hilton can publish books - then anyone can!

You cut and paste all your material, cannot spell (or even SpellCheck) and bitch about a different dickhead getting a book deal?

You bitter queen Perez. Nasty Nasty Nasty. All U R
Christina Hilfiker says – reply to this

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his point is fucking hilarious and he's got a journalism degree. Idiot.

Blac Chyna Tried To Steal Rob Kardashian's Range Rover During Custody Negotiations! WTF?!

This is a story for the ages...

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian were trying to resolve their custody dispute on Friday afternoon when BC allegedly attempted to drive off in Rob's Range Rover, only to be talked out of it by her legal team! Wait, what?!

The story goes down like this:

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]