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Hey Miami Beach! Look At Your (Wo)Man!!!

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Straight from a tranny bat cave, here is Miami's own Pretty (Wo)Man!

A Perezlicious reader was out and about in South Beach over the weekend and stumbled upon this he/she wonder!

Few things that make this (Wo)Man that much more magnificent! For one, his mask fits seamlessly with the rest of the outfit he dug up from the dumpster behind Children's Place.

Two, he clearly has a good thing going, since her breasts seem to be lactating dollar bills.

Three, he's toothless. 'Nough said!

But the most amazing thing we've noticed about this delightful (Wo)Man is that he is married! Check out the band, bitches! Ha!

There's someone out there for everyone! Amazeballs!

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25 comments to “Hey Miami Beach! Look At Your (Wo)Man!!!”

  1. 1

    Would you still BULLY this person if he was a gay 12 year old?

  2. 2

    Wow not a very STYLISH ensemble is it?

  3. 3

    I'm sorry, but these people are disgusting. This is clearly famewhoring at its best.

  4. 4

    You know what I think I'm done here, no really I'm done this has got to be the worst blog site ever. Mario you stink, it's bad enough you do cut and paste articles at best (and still get your facts wrong) and I tolerated your tit swinging between Lady HAHA and that walking cesspool Katy Perry but now you're going to waste our time with this stupid shit? Why don't you and your illiterate staff go suck my "Amazeballs"?! I'm out like Katy Perry's titties on Sesame Street. EEEEEAAAAAT MMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  5. 5

    This is so stupid, Drop this please, no one cares!!

  6. 6

    This is a dupe of your own post from a while back Perez…

  7. 7

    Please tell me this guy just a lost a bet or something!

  8. 8


  9. 9

    One whore: Gross !

  10. 10

    I saw this guy back in May! Lol. He was dancing outside the window of TGI Fridays. We were trying to eat! Lol.

  11. Padme says – reply to this


    I saw him the other day. He was on the beach singing Rihanna's "Umbrella". Pure genius.

  12. exBFF says – reply to this


    Khloe has never looked hotter…

  13. 13

    Cry for attention….pathetic.

  14. 14

    totally thought this was another one of your personally perez posts

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  16. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: M.t. Dickinson – Stay and add balance. Lord knows the tweenies will think this is all normal if you don't.

  17. 17

    gyeeeeeeeeez, I told him not to wear that damn hat

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  19. 19

    Home Visiting the Family, eh Mario? Didnt know you were into Batman.

  20. yOdi says – reply to this


    He's normally always in ft.lauderdale…and he is always in a bikini…ppl ask him to do all kinds of crazy shit and he does it…got his forhead tattooed..kinda feel bad for him…

  21. 21

    Are you saying trannies are sick?

    There's your Halloween outfit. But fix your face, you look like meth head. Too many zits for a 30 year old (cough) man.

  22. 22

    Looks like he has teeth to me.

  23. 23

    I saw him this weekend in Miami too while I was there. And this was just one of his many outfit changes that day! The mask is hiding his forehead tattoo that reads "HOLLA"!

  24. 24

    Any relation to you Perez???
    Just asking…….

  25. 25

    Funny how he makes fun of cross-dressers; isn't he somewhat on the same pattern?