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Life Is Cruel: Jersey Shore's Angelina Releasing Single On iTunes!

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Can't she just crawl back into whatever Staten Island dump where she came from?

Jersey Shore's #1 slam pig, Angelina, announced today via Twitter that she's somehow managed to extend her intolerable 15 minutes of fame into some sort of HOrrific recording deal, and will have a single coming out next month!


She writes:

Breaking News: My first single "I'm Hot" will drops next month on Itunes!!!! I'm so EXCITED!!!! #TeamAngelina

Yes, you and you alone are excited, bb!

Although, if you want to have a more appropriate, true to life song title, how about you switch it to I'm Getting My Ass Kicked By Snooki This Week On Jersey Shore, or maybe just simply I Have a Pancake Ass!

Yes! Those work MUCH better!


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18 comments to “Life Is Cruel: Jersey Shore's Angelina Releasing Single On iTunes!”

  1. 1

    I find the whole cast of Jersey Shore to be insufferable, but she by far is the worst!

  2. SS18 says – reply to this



  3. 3

    Blech. None of the Jersey Shore cast is attractive, but she is by far the fugliest! Barf.

  4. 4

    this woman is the BIGGEST most annoying idiot ever

  5. 5

    I dont think Angelina gets her assed kicked this weekend according to the preview…she rushes at snookie and takes that little troll down!!

  6. 6

    Perez, the way you talk! My goodness!

  7. 7

    Shes a disgusting fat little piggie. What girl leaves her pads on the bathroom floor!?

  8. 8

    shes just a DIRTY LIL HAMSTER

  9. JuNoZ says – reply to this


    That Staten Island rat is working those 15 minutes. But I’m curious to what her single sounds like.

  10. 10

    Oh dear…

  11. 11

    Is Ogilvy and Mather hiring? Because these Jersey Shore crew members can sell. Ogilvy's website sucks (by the way). Hire Jersey Shore. Your company has been going down hill for years. If David Ogilvy were alive today, he would walk away and start a new company. MTV's reality stars can advertise better than your agency.

    Thomas Chi
    Selling Sex to U.S. Senators

  12. 12

    how does this fat slug who can't talk make a record?

  13. 13

    Rob Kardashian, lol.

  14. 14

    ick!!! that girl is nothing but white trash.
    the whole cast of jersey shore is gross and dirty.
    they are all fuck heads!

  15. 15

    Ugh, I can't stand her but I kinda can't wait to see her kick Snookie's ass. I don't know what you're talking about Perez, when you say 'I'm getting my ass kicked by Snookie' again with the favoritism because CLEARLY in the preview Snookie is the one getting her ass kicked. Didn't you see the way Angelina tackled that little troll to the ground? I think Snookie is getting beat just like Sammi beat Jwoww. Sammi went at that bitch like Mike Tyson while Jwoww was trying to fight like a girl with the hair pulling clothes pulling BS. Sammi went to punch that bitch. But anyway, the Dirty Lil Hamster is going to take the Troll down bar none. Kinda don't give a fuck about the music thing, its gonna tank anyway.

  16. 16

    Parez, your doodle on Angelina's pic is very low. The girl did nothing to deserve that. I hope she sues you!

  17. 17

    Re: afg2001 – btw I took a screen shot for her!

  18. 18

    hahahaha the cock in the mouth is perfect. shes such a moron