Can't she just crawl back into whatever Staten Island dump where she came from?
Jersey Shore's #1 slam pig, Angelina, announced today via Twitter that she's somehow managed to extend her intolerable 15 minutes of fame into some sort of HOrrific recording deal, and will have a single coming out next month!
Breaking News: My first single "I'm Hot" will drops next month on Itunes!!!! I'm so EXCITED!!!! #TeamAngelina
Yes, you and you alone are excited, bb!
Although, if you want to have a more appropriate, true to life song title, how about you switch it to I'm Getting My Ass Kicked By Snooki This Week On Jersey Shore, or maybe just simply I Have a Pancake Ass!
Yes! Those work MUCH better!
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