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Lindsanity Using Rehab To Defer Jail Sentence!

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Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity LOLhan has check herself back into rehab, sources close to hard-pAArtying wacktress claim that she's hoping that Judge Fox will let her defer her jail sentence, so she can get a full 45 days of treatment instead of being thrown back behind bars!

The insider confirms:

"Lindsay is still being assessed by her treatment team but the team is saying that she should spend at least 45 days getting in-patient treatment. It's going to take her body at least 30 days to get the substances out of her system. Her body needs to do a lot of healing, and the doctors want to treat her after the remnants of the drug use have left her body. The real work begins after that has occurred, and that is when progress begins to happen. Lindsay is required to be at the hearing. She will be there. She will be escorted by at least one person from the rehab facility to make sure she doesn't stray. It's likely that a member of Lindsay's treatment team will also be called to testify. At that point, if Lindsay is making improvements, Lindsay's team would ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all, or defer her sentence until she is finished with her in-patient treatment. The fact is jail doesn't scare Lindsay. Before she did her time earlier this summer, she was petrified. Having spent time behind bars, it doesn't have that effect on her. Jail isn't a deterrent for her, period."

And blah blah blah blah blah.

It's the same old coked out song and dance!

We don't even know why anybody is bothering at this point - this girl is going to whatever the eff she wants to, regardless of the consequences.

It doesn't matter how long she's in jail OR rehab.

Such a lost cause. So sad.


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23 comments to “Lindsanity Using Rehab To Defer Jail Sentence!”

  1. 1

    Very tired of this spoiled brat and her crazy parents.
    Please no more post about her!

  2. 2

    Jail doesn't scare her? LOL Sure. She spent a couple weeks behind bars in a solitary cell and she thinks she's some hard arse now who can handle it. Look, jail would be good for her for no other reason that sending a message that she's not above the law. It's all well and fine for her to get treatment for her addiction, but she needs a reality check and a mental wake up and JAIL does just that for a self-entitled brat like her. SHE is the problem, not the addiction. The addiction just doesn't help. But once she's over the drug addiction, there's plenty more to trip her up. She sluts around town, she doesn't eat right, she's self-absorbed, she's clueless, she's ungrateful….where's the treatment for all of that?

    I want her to succeed but she needs to WAKE UP.

  3. 3

    Lindsay ain't physically addicted to alcohol or drugs. She's been dry for a while now with the exception of whatever little bit she did here and there to flunk her drug test. Please. She is emotionally addicted and needs to get over herself FAST. That is if she wants to re-establish her film career. If she decides the party life is more important to her, that is her decision. But stop whah waing about it Linds and get off the fence.

  4. 4

    Is she or isn't she? Wasn't she given an all clear by the last rehab?She needs to go do time in general population, it didn't hurt Robert Downey Jr, did it?

  5. 5

    I think she should stay in rehab. She has a drug problem.

  6. 6

    They say she's committed every single time and look what happens. She needs to go to jail for a full 30 days after she completes the 45 days of rehab. She's a lost cause.

  7. 7

    So once again this girl feels so entitled that she thinks she can just decide to go to rehab instead of jail. Forget that she broke her probation. She should already be in jail like anyone else would be. Why does she feel she deserves any special treatment or more chances? For the love of God she has had chance after chance. This spoiled no telent brat really needs to go away. Best thing for her would be a huge dose of reality as in no more special treatment.

  8. 8

    Re: Julie Stone – and yet both she and UCLA said she did not have a problem with addiction. It sounds like she just tells her doctors info that supports her ability to get the diagnosis and treatment she wants. If she gets to stay at the rehab facility for the full 45 days, she should still serve a full jail sentence after that 45 days is up.

  9. 9

    She was already supposed to spend 90 days in rehab in the first place!!! WTF??!! Oh right, it wasn't convenient for her at the time. I just feel bad for the people she will hurt or killed in a drunken, coked out accident. She would get off on that anyways. Let's just pray for her to OD. Then the media can go back to more interesting things.

  10. 10

    here are my questions because i'm thoroughly confused:
    1. whey the fascination with lohan in particular. hundreds and thousands of addicts came before her (with much more talent, charisma and intrigue to boot)?
    2. if jail, public humiliation, bad health…doesn't stop her from abusing her body, how long will it be before she dies?

  11. 11

    Cut her loose, leave her alone and start writing her OBit.

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Of course she's not "scared" of being in jail… she was separated from the other inmates, didn't have to share a cell, and was practically given anything and everything she asked for while she was in there, including prescription medication she could survive without. ( as opposed to meds that one would need to take to live/function, like medication for diabetes or other health/life threatening ailments for example).

    If she was treated as a "normal" person, who was given a jail sentence….I don't think she would be as "comfortable" with being in jail as this source claims…

  14. 14

    Come on Linds the only thing you get from riding the fence is a sore ass !! She is an addict pure and simple. Unfortunately for her the addict themselves are the only ones that can make the chioce for themselves to get clean. I think jail IS scarying the hell out of her and rehab is the easy way out !! She needs long-term rehab not 30 or 45 days, im talking a year. Then when she's clean and sober she can try to re-claim what's left of her crazy life and career !!

  15. 15

    Well, I'm done reading Perez. Your vendetta against a sick girl is disgusting. I won't cheer for you as you kill your own career.

  16. 16

    How does something about her see to get released to the press everyday? I mean seriously how does some little stupid tidbit seem to show up everyday? Most of it seems negative too so is she putting this stuff out there? I just don't get it.

  17. 17

    Um who would want to go to jail? How does that make her a lost cause? At least she's in rehab now and not out partying every night before she goes before the judge again.

  18. @v@ says – reply to this


    She's just so darn special, so freaking special…as she still tries to manipulate the justice system to comply with HER terms after she's blown it multiple times.
    Oh, she's serious NOW that she's looking at 30 full days. How many stints in rehab is it now, seven? If this were my child pulling all this, I'd seriously try jail, followed by whatever length of rehab she wants on her own time.

  19. 19

    I got it! The insider is the real bad guy. Who is this dumb ass insider? Always watching and waiting and enabling and then telling the story for money. What a douche bag. Hate snitches.

  20. 20

    The lost cause on this page is your spelling and grammer. Email me if you want someone who can actually spell correctly on a regular basis.

  21. AnHy says – reply to this



  22. 22

    No one is a lost cause! She just has to be ready and no one will know when that time is but her. Everyone said Britney would never come back too……I'm just sayin

  23. 23

    Emma Stone is here to take her spot.
    Shes prettier, she can act, shes sober,
    AND she gives a shit about her career!