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More Shady Producers Claim That They Want To Cast Lindsanity!

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We're calling bullshit on this one!

Despite Lindsanity blowing any chance at getting her career back and being completely un-hirable, some 'producer' named Nathan Folks claims that he's interested in casting the hard-pAArtying wacktress as a Salt-esque former CIA agent in a new project, called Escaping the Game.

He claims:

“From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role in this very high concept story. She has what it takes to pull it off. Studios have dealt with this problem for many years; the only difference now is that it’s more public because of the internet. Robert Downey Jr. had problems and he still was able to make films. You hire a full-time assistant that their entire job is to make sure the star does not do any drugs or alcohol during production. You put their salary in an escrow account for the entire duration of the production and when filming is completed to the satisfaction of the producer then you release the funds to the actor. In this situation I am putting up half of the funds for the film and then allowing the investor that puts the second half of the money first out. It is a $10 million dollar film, financed easily, and everyone is happy.”

UH. YEAH RIGHT.

Not only is LiLo NO Robert Downey Jr., but we're pretty sure that this is some shady hack 'producer' using her name to get press for whatever bullshit project he's trying to get off the ground!

Good luck with that one, buddy!

LOLs!

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18 comments to “More Shady Producers Claim That They Want To Cast Lindsanity!”



  1. 1

    PLEASE HOLD YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT HER BEING A GOOD ACTOR. SHE SUCKS. SHE WASN'T EVEN A GOOD CHILD ACTOR. ALL SHE'S GOOD FOR IS RUG MUNCHING AND GETTING HIGH.

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    2

    America is a place where there will always be soulless producers of garbage, because there is a market for trash. Idiots are paid big bucks to make porn,awful movies, and so called reality TV, so the lemmings of society can sit on their sofas and drool.
    Lindsay's future is making a living wallowing with similar morons.



  3. 3

    seems so easy to point the finger or throw rocks at this young woman…too easy!



  4. 4

    She and her moron mother are about the only people on the planet who will even take this seriously. Honestly after that Lovelace movie never gets made, or tanks so badly it is pathetic, she will be lucky if she can even get anything that goes straight to DVD. Bye bye Lindsay, and good riddance.



  5. 5

    Re: LetttyB – So, she's munched your rug?You can't say it's the only thing she's good for.



  6. 6

    Hollywood is full of parasites. If Lindsay dies of a drug overdose, will we create a shrine resembling Jim Morrison's grave at Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris, France. Each year, we can fly by plane to Paris on a pilgrimage to mourn a poet who died before most fans were born, Jim Morrison.

    Thomas Chi
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  7. 7

    Since Neil Fifer kicked her to the curb… this skanky ho has been approaching bottom quickly!



  8. 8

    Okay maybe she isn't the best actress Perez but you need to do more research on your producers before you start calling everybody shady. Maybe use that site IMDB.com or google people before you go off on rants! Last time we checked what was the last time you produced something meaningful? Nathan Folks seems to know everyone Lindsay knows and does quite a bit of charity work with her and a whole list of A-List celebrities. What charity work have you done lately? America needs somebody who sticks up for these people even when the whole world thinks they deserve what was coming to them. You ain't no saint either…



  9. 9

    she isn't tormented and she isn't a starlet; she's an actress without an audience.



  10. 10

    When will people get that she is CRAZY!!!! Grrrr



  11. 11

    Don't bring Robert Downey Jr into this. He didn't have enablers and people needing his paycheck like Lohan has. He had only himself when he reached his lowest point. Well, himself and that neighbor whose bed he ended up sleeping in. As long as Lindsay is surrounded and goaded by that crazy famewhoring money grubber family she won't be going anywhere but further down.



  12. 12

    yes that is shady i saw her in a movie pretending to be pregnant and i thought it was pretty good she can actually act

    and i do think they need to leave her alone to do her romcoms and not all their sleezy crap



  13. 13

    Escaping the Game? Is this a porn about somebody trying to get away from her pimp?;-)



  14. 14

    Can anyone say Dina?? She for sure had (has) something to do with this one. Now that L is in rehab there is nothing out there to keep her name in print so this way we will keep hearing about her. The movie sounds like a snooze fest, we have all been watching too many celebs crash and burn why would we pay to see it happen in a movie. And one very important fact, she isn't a good enough of an actress, she is just a so=so actress. The Linda Lovelace movie, who else would they get for that part? She fits in there just perfect, don't you think mama lohan??



  15. 15

    Perez/Paris, you are so pathetic. Are you THAT jealous that she's still employable at an actress, "grown man"? LOL! You need a world of help and it would do you well to grow the fuck up; you AND your parasitic, cum-dumpster of a friend! Get better, Linds. You really don't want to be anything like Paris and that ilk!!!!



  16. 16

    Re: Trailer Trash says … – Thank you…very well said! LiLo talent's may never be fully realized due to her piss-poor upbringing (just like RDJ's, whose own dad introduced him to drugs when he was EIGHT years old) but she does stand a chance at having a good life if she cuts those two off. I can't imagine what it'd be like to be the sole breadwinner for the entire family and especially not at her young age! I feel terribly for her but wish her well, unlike the bullies on here whom I'm sure would not want that to happen to one of their own family members!!! Perez is a piece of shit for his constant attacks on her but then again, he IS a major coward!!



  17. 17

    Robert Downey Jr. spent a year or more in jail. Lindsay needs to do some serious time and maybe she could come back and make a triumphant return. This hand slapping is not helping what-so-ever.



  18. 18

    all u stupid haters should shit the fuck up……… u worry so much about other ppls life it looks like u dont have one of your own…pity pity ;) jajaja
    and perez i think that what u need is a big fat dick up your ass, so u can stop hating on lindsay so much, whats has she done to u!!!
    ohh by the way u wanna talk shit about someone talk shit about your fucking stupid lady gaga encouraging fans to do coke occasionally, cause even though she said thats what she does BITCH know she has followers BUT im pretty sure thats cool wit u….. u probably do coke wit her while she sticking her finger up your ass!!
    Gotta luv u Perez………………IM OUT