We're calling bullshit on this one!
Despite Lindsanity blowing any chance at getting her career back and being completely un-hirable, some 'producer' named Nathan Folks claims that he's interested in casting the hard-pAArtying wacktress as a Salt-esque former CIA agent in a new project, called Escaping the Game.
“From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role in this very high concept story. She has what it takes to pull it off. Studios have dealt with this problem for many years; the only difference now is that it’s more public because of the internet. Robert Downey Jr. had problems and he still was able to make films. You hire a full-time assistant that their entire job is to make sure the star does not do any drugs or alcohol during production. You put their salary in an escrow account for the entire duration of the production and when filming is completed to the satisfaction of the producer then you release the funds to the actor. In this situation I am putting up half of the funds for the film and then allowing the investor that puts the second half of the money first out. It is a $10 million dollar film, financed easily, and everyone is happy.”
UH. YEAH RIGHT.
Not only is LiLo NO Robert Downey Jr., but we're pretty sure that this is some shady hack 'producer' using her name to get press for whatever bullshit project he's trying to get off the ground!
Good luck with that one, buddy!
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Tags: bullshit, cia agent, escaping the game, lindsanity, nathan folks, producer, salt