Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
And once again,
a psychotic, famewhoring publicity stunt true love prevails!
We don't even want to THINK about how these two morons are going to try and top this mess.
We know! How about you pull the ultimate publicity stunt and go away forever!
You'll get SO much press! It's brilliant! Now go and do it!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]