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Chuck Norris Wants YOU To Vote

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Check out the video (above) which makes fun of gun owners, parodies the tea party movement, and most importantly features an intimidating Chuck Norris, who wants viewers to vote.

Of course, we know that everyone will vote for EVERYTHING after watching, because when Chuck Norris tells you to vote, you IMMEDIATELY stop what you're doing and find things to vote for.

But what's the REAL reason why Chuck Norris wants everyone to vote?

Chuck Norris wants everyone to vote, because Chuck Norris can't vote.

If Chuck Norris even thinks about voting for something, then whoever or whatever he plans to vote for instantaneously wins…and Chuck Norris is a fan of the voting system, so he voluntarily abstains from voting in the name of democracy.

Aside from Chuck Norris, it's inneresting to see a video sponsored by the NRA, in which they make fun of themselves.

Obviously we're NOT the NRA's #1 fan, but voting IS essential. No arguing with that.

What do U think about this strange ad?

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25 comments to “Chuck Norris Wants YOU To Vote”



  1. 1

    Nobody messes with Chuck Norris!



  2. 2

    Chuck Norris can go Blow me!



  3. 3

    because of people like douche bag Norris and the asshole politicians he hawks for it's not suprising there is still so much hate directed towards gays and lesbians
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    Norris is a Republican, often championing the views of the party. Norris has donated more than $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988.[27] Norris supports gun rights and ownership and is against public schools condoning homosexuality.
    On October 22, 2007, Norris announced his endorsement of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President. Norris said, "I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.
    On May 10, 2008, Norris was the commencement speaker at Liberty University and addressing a graduating class of more than 4,000.
    On November 18, 2008, Norris became one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, and he heavily criticized the gay community for "interfering" with the democratic process.



  4. 4

    Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh………Chuck Norris……….

    nothing else need be said



  5. 5

    "Obviously we're NOT the NRA's #1 fan", Perez Hilton is obviously NOT a fan of freedom.



  6. 6

    I prefer candidates with a high IQ, so I won't be voting for anyone he supports!!



  7. 7

    I'm a 25 year old single mother of 2 kids. I have a 20 gauge shotgun & soon to own a .357 mag and i'm a PROUD member of the NRA. If they make guns illegal the gang bangers & drug dealers will still have them, then citizens like myself wouldn't have a way to fight back, we wouldn't have protection! All you care about are your gay rights, and if people don't agree on what you say, then they're disgusting or stupid. Well, STFU loser. EVERYONE needs to vote so they stop making these "changes" to our constitution! Everyone should be able to have protection for their families and themselves. Illegal Aliens shouldn't have ANY d**n rights here, and as for this forgiveness pass, what's the point of having laws forbidding them here if they're just going to let them stay. They're stealing our jobs from us. Our unemployment rate just keeps rising and that's a big contributing factor. We're supposed to be a christian based country, when it comes to DADT, they need to keep it in place. The military is NOT for your personal business, it's for protecting our country. That is there only job. DADT is a way for gays to be able to help serve our country and is actually protecting them, but an asshole like you Perez Hilton doesn't see that do you. When they are going to start being killed left and right i wonder what you're going to do…



  8. 8

    it's like MTV's rock the vote. Thank God someone is working to promote the need to vote and thanks Perez for passing it on. Kudos to the NRA. Big and Bad, but still know how to have a laugh. now don't just watch the vid, register, sign up, tell others and vote. otherwise don't complain.



  9. 9

    Chuck Norris is a dumbass



  10. 10

    gays for guns! pinkpistols.org
    armed gays don't get bashed
    check it perez
    long live 2A



  11. 11

    Doc Rogers Says: Mr. Chuck Norris is one of the nicest people I've had the honor of meeting. I salute you, Sir.



  12. 12

    YEAH, HE WANTS ME TO EXERCISE TOO AND YOU SEE HOW WELL THAT'S GONE.



  13. 13

    LOL



  14. 14

    Re: NOLAgurl2010 – First of all we do have protection against criminals, they're call police officers. And this country has not , is not, and never will be "Christian based" for someone who claims to be all about the Constitution you seem to know absolute shit about it.



  15. 15

    Re: M.t. Dickinson – America is a christian based country. And as for police officers, they can only do mo much. Where i live, we've had 3 drive-by's in 2 weeks, coked up little teenage drug dealers. And i live in the small town. Atleast 1-2 ppl get killed everyday in the cities around here: Baton Rouge & Houma. Almost every one of them are drug related, or drug heads killing people, good hard working people, to kill them. When someone breaks into my house, how long would it take the police to get here?!? You must be blind to how the world is. If that's just here, i can imagin w/ Cali or somewheres is like. My children depend on ME to keep them safe. And that's what the gun is for. Don't take away my rights to do that!



  16. 16

    Re: NOLAgurl2010 – Put the Kool Aid or cup of tea down for a moment and listen. Exactly who do you think is going to take your firearms away? That's bullshit to scare you honey. That is one more measure of leading sheep who can't think for themselves. The gun lobby is H-U-G-E. The constitution is behind all of us, not just Christians, not just gun owners, but ALL OF US. I own a number of firearms and I hate Kool Aid and only drink tea when I'm sick. No one will be taking your guns. Sheesh



  17. 17

    CHUCK: "I AM CHUCK NORRIS and I AM AN IDIOT".



  18. 18

    Chuck Norris is an idiot.



  19. 19

    Chuck Norris is a right wing religious fundamentalist insane-o clown, you were never on Bruce Lee's level and he punished your insolence by breaking your neck. Don't believe me, check it out on google bitches.



  20. 20

    Loved it when Bruce Lee slapped the (temporary) stupid outta Chuck… with his foot!
    Then kept on smackin him upside and outside his head-broke his arm and shit
    Ripped out Chucks nasty chest hair and busted him all up.
    Bruce is the man!



  21. 21

    Republicans lack "Emotional Content" lol



  22. 22

    Taking a page out of Meg Whitmans book by not voting?

    Why should anyone listen to anyone who doesn't participate in the process.

    More crack-head reasoning from another old white man.

    But thank Chuck…voting DEM, ALL for you!



  23. 23

    Re: NOLAgurl2010

    Yea, disgusting and ignorant…and scared of imaginary "gang-bangers" coming onto your militia run property.

    I guess you bible-belt white folks used up all your creativity on suppressing everyone else….welcome to the push-back…Ignorant cracker BITCH!



  24. 24

    you know "NOLAgurl2010" you'd be less ignorant and much less a cracker dumb bitch…if you lived in LA and learned to live with others.

    I'm sorry for you and you green Jello eating ilk! Shame your 2 babies might grow up to be as ignorant as you. Your payback will be when one of your kids dates a black or hispanic! Look who's Comin' to Dinner, ya'll!



  25. 25

    The only time I even semi-enjoyed watching Chuck Norris, was when Bruce Lee kicked his butt at the Roman Colosseum in "Return of the Dragon" - culminating with Bruce snapping his neck and leaving him in a bloodied, broken corpse. That RAWKED!