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Broadway Wants You To Get Drunk

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No need to keep things swanky in the theater anymore, folks!

Times are tough! Time to get drizunk!

Sources are reporting that in the Playbills being handed out at the show Fela!, there is an insert announcing that there are bars on two levels of the theater, open to the patrons through the beginning of the second act! Not only that, but the show has created specialty drinks that mix three kinds of liquor and come in cup equipped with a lid and a straw for your convenience!

Ha! Wow! Might as well go to a monster truck rally with this kind classiness in the joint!

Bet Patti LaBelle is going to love it when one of those lids hits her dead in the face during her opening number! Ha!

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12 comments to “Broadway Wants You To Get Drunk”



  1. 1

    Um. Every theatre serves drinks and probably has since the beginning of time. Plus, the lids and straws are there to ensure that the theatre stays clean and spill free. What a ridiculous 'story' to 'report'.



  2. 2

    It sounds civilized to me…. How is this a news item? Many theatres and venues sell alcohol.



  3. 3

    Yeah…every theatre has the cups, lids, straws, and liquor…and most have specialty drinks….American Idiot, even Waiting for Godot with Nathan Lane…sorry, not really an insider tip



  4. 4

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  5. 5

    ahahah >_



  6. 6

    and rock of ages serves beer during the show. big fucking deal.



  7. 7

    the show is set in a nightclub



  8. 8

    This is the biggest non story that you have ever posted. Broadway shows have always served alcohol. They are a business trying to make money.



  9. 9

    I'D RATHER HAVE A BEER WITH SOME REAL PEOPLE



  10. 10

    Not only is this completely NOT news, but Patti LaBelle doesn't even have an opening number in the show. She appears in the background, as more of a spirit than anything, a couple times and has one dialogue scene toward the end of the show. It would be nice if, just once, you knew what you were talking about when you post a Broadway story.



  11. 11

    Not only is this completely NOT news, but Patti LaBelle doesn't even have an opening number. It would be nice if, just once, you knew what you were talking about when you post a Broadway story, because right now, you look like an uncultured moron who doesn't know how to research facts.



  12. 12

    i thought most theatres had bars….