Shia LaBeouf has got a SERIOUS hard-on for Transformers 3. All we're saying is we wouldn't want to leave him alone in a screening room with the movie without some form of supervision
or cleaning supplies.
Here's some of the overwhelmingly positive things Shia's had to say about the newest Transformers movie:
"This is, and I'm not just BS-ing you, it's the best movie we've made of the three by far."
Well, it couldn't be any worse than
the unwatchable part 2. More from Shia:
"The script is the best script we've had. The second movie, we were in the middle of a writers' strike, writing on the go. The first movie, we had the discovery, and this movie really is the fruition of the rhythm we've created out of five years working together. I'm super proud of this movie."
And more from Shia:
"There's no more for me, at least. I'm never going to do it again. This is the last one, so it's balls-out. This is the best movie we've made, period, and that's a unanimous decision by everybody. The sizzle reel that [Bay] has been showing everybody on set, it's so outrageous. I'm very, very, very, very proud of it."
And even more from Shia:
"I've seen about 10 minutes of it — just the stuff we shot in Chicago — and it's pretty awesome. It's all in Michael Bay's head, so you never know what the film's going to turn out like, but judging by the script and what we've shot, it's, I think, every bit as good, if not better than, the first two."
Wait a second Shia…you said it was BETTER than the first two! If it's only "every bit as good" as the first two, that doesn't help. Part 2 was unwatchable. Get your story straight, LaBeouf!
Are U willing to give the Transformers series another try?
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