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The Biebs Is Mancrushing on R-Patz!

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We don't blame him and neither should you!

Justin Bieber recently revealed that he would like to hit the town with Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson to pick up girls. The Biebs has it all figured out, including the lamest, most epic pick-up line ever to use on the ladies. He explains:

"I love talking to girls and going on dates. My ideal wingman would be Robert Pattinson. We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens. He landed back in Los Angeles last week, so maybe we can go and work some of the magic…Robert says his hair is a great ice-breaker so maybe we can go up to girls and be like, 'Do you wanna touch our hair?' How about that for an opening line?"

Ha! The funny thing is that would so totally work, especially for the two of you!

Could you imagine lil Biebs and shy RPatz trolling a party for chicks? Chances are more likely that they would just sit in a corner and do nothing. Then, with a flick of the locks, every girl in the room would pounce on them!

It's interesting to hear that Justin's head is in the game! What does his rumored new GF have to say about that, we wonder?

[Image via WENN.]

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35 comments to “The Biebs Is Mancrushing on R-Patz!”



  1. 1

    If he wants to pick up girls in Hollywood, he'd be better off asking a female celebrity as the LESBIANS are better at it than the GAYS!!!



  2. 2

    What a self absorbed douche

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    3

    What girl would want to be with a guy that looks like a ten year old girl unless she was a closeted lesbian.



  4. 4

    Lol, it's sad that that bad of a line would actually work :P He cracks me up though, gotta love the 16 year old spirit. And seriously, haters need to shut up. Stop reading posts about him. Yaaa dig? (:



  5. 5

    naturally I skipped over the article, but I did read the head line and boy has this site hit an all time gay recently. It doesn't get much gayer than this.



  6. 6

    guys hes a 16 year old boy, thats what 16 year old boys do.



  7. 7

    *BARF* I'm about a hundred percent positive that Rpatz would never do that ****. He's not a self absorbed douche, and he doesn't like drawing attention to himself. JB needs to go away…YOU SOUND LIKE A CHICK.



  8. 8

    Only complete and utter douchebags designate a male friend a "wing man".

    Plus, can you imagine those two out on the town together? Pattison is a stoner eyed, stanking, filthy, and ridiculously unstimulating bore and Bieber looks like a total lipstick lesbian who polishes her face and hides under a ugly hedge of a haircut! They're poon venom to each other. GUARANTEED.



  9. 9

    Re: KatarinaXxoo – We would stop reading them if Perez would stop obsessing over him. That's like trying to avoid Gaga posts on here…



  10. 10

    He is turning into such a tool isn't he?



  11. 11

    and my response would be "shouldn't you be at home in your Scooby Doo footy pajamas?"



  12. 12

    Yeah, he doesn't have much of an ego, does he? Can't wait for him to get an STD, a girl pregnant, arrested, in rehab, ect



  13. 13

    You know I'm usually indifferent to Bieber but I think I kind of like this idea. Hey Justin, if your planning to score chicks with Rob, make sure you bring him up here to Canada. I'll be waiting for him… lol



  14. 14

    Re: KatarinaXxoo – How about stop reading negative comments if you don't like them? These sites are to express what you think if you don't like it try jumping off a bridge or running in traffic "Yaaa dig? (:"



  15. 15

    being that the beiber is really a lesbian i would think that he would rather have kstew as his wingman/woman than pathinson.



  16. 16

    when someone talks that much about girls it usually means they are trying to hide something. in time I am sure he'll come out of the closet. sometime when his career is in the dumps and he needs to get back on the spot lite…



  17. 17

    Bahaha! Hint: Wing-man should not be 9 years older than you AND more attractive. FAIL.



  18. 18

    Correction: 7 years*** (Doesn't make any difference, still too big of an age gap)



  19. 19

    When is that little Tyke Dyke Biebs gonna come out of the closet?



  20. 20

    only a few more years and he'll be asking them to touch his pubes, when he grows some.



  21. 21

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  22. 22

    Robert would kick his ass.



  23. 23

    Gag! First this little jerk's voide needs to change and he needs to look over 12 years old. I doubt Rob wants to walk around with his baby brother ! Beiber is such an ugly, no talent, conceited little freak of nature. He is grossly young looking and sounding for his age and he better do punked because when he doesn't grow at all, he will need to have a job!



  24. 24

    i would guess if they set in a corner out of view they would not care about the girl i think they would be making out with each other they both look act and sound gay.
    i dont care if they are but just be honest neither of them really like girls



  25. 25

    Fuck, that kid thinks hes hot shit.



  26. 26

    FOR ALL THE HATERS, you are right on one thing: You DO have the right to say hateful comments, BUT we also have the right to say that you a moronic, arrogant, no life douchebags who are stupid enough to go on the internet wasting their time and spouting hate when they could be spending a more valuable facet of their time spreading love!!!!!

    WE CAN USE FREE SPEECH TOO, B*****S!!!!!!



  27. 27

    This sounds like Robert Pattinson's WORST nightmare!



  28. 28

    They coulb both fuck me at once. Bloody awsome they are!!!!!!!



  29. 29

    I bet Robert Pattinson is thinking
    "Oh Shit..why'd he have to mention me?"
    Justib beiber always acts like Hollywood is his own personal high school..Grow up Douche bag.



  30. 30

    "no life douchebags who are stupid enough to go on the internet wasting their time and spouting hate when they could be spending a more valuable facet of their time spreading love!!!!!"

    Yet your on here doing the exact same thing lmfao which makes your whole point invalid nice try though



  31. 31

    hahaha this is cute. The funny thing is that if they did go out together then they really would get all the girls without them even having to use any pickup lines. All the females would b throwing themselves at them lol. Thats what I would call a powerfull combination, even though Robert isn't really attractive to me ( I prefer Taylor Lautner )



  32. 32

    EWWWWWWW HE NEEDS 2 STFU



  33. 33

    I´ve always thought this kid like a showbiz victim. Now I´m sure…one year for him in the midia tops…I can smell desperation!



  34. 34

    Re: iSayEffU – It's okay to hate on hate. Nice try, though.



  35. 35

    Re: ItsReallyMElisia! – Yeah it's okay to hate on hate but your still a no life douchebag who is stupid enough to go on the internet wasting your time and spouting hate when you could be spending a more valuable facet of your time spreading love ;)