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jessica simpson visits the u.s.s. harry truman tries out a machine gun

As Jessica Simpson lines up a shot behind a .50 caliber machine gun while visiting the the U.S.S. Harry Truman, she's is thinking ____________?

(P.S. - Was this before or after you got sick?)

[Image via The U.S. Navy.]

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27 comments to “Fill In The Blank”



  1. 1

    Where's Nick? Or Mario.



  2. 2

    at least she is good for something.

  3. Aph says – reply to this


    3

    Oh come on how come she gets to do cool stuff like that? Shes a hack who hasn't done anything noteworthy in a very long time!



  4. 4

    am i trying to shoot the chicken or fish?



  5. 5

    she is way too fat for short shorts and who wears those ridicuolus boots on a navy ship?



  6. 6

    "Mmm I've heard Orca is delicious."



  7. 7

    She's thinking "I sure hope Perez is in these gun sites for calling me simpleton. Bullying is bullying, whether a person is gay or straight and Perez is a bully"



  8. 8

    "Are you sure this will shoot all the way to Cowboy Stadium?"



  9. 9

    Perez, why? She takes her time and money to visit our war troops, and you make (more) fun of her! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING: IT MAKES YOU LOOK REALLY BAD! Why don't you redirect your hatred toward a more deserving and worthy adversary? What has she done to you, or anyone else? I am a big fan of yours. I don't like to see you degrade yourself the way you do when you kick someone around like this.



  10. 10

    WHATS IT THINKING IN THIS PHOTO - ABOUT FARTS ??? !
    ANSWER : IT THINKS ABOUT NOTHINGS ELSE BUT FARTING ,
    FARTS !!! FLATULANCE, BOTTOM BURPS, TILE RATTLERS, AND SLOPPY WET FOLLOW-THROUGHS….ITS ALL IT EVER THINKS ABOUT OR SPEAKS OF - SHE IS ONE INTELLIGENT FAT FARTER !!!! IS OUR SIMPLETON !!!

    WHATS IT THINKING IN THIS PHOTO - ABOUT FARTS ??? !
    ANSWER : IT THINKS ABOUT NOTHINGS ELSE BUT FARTING ,
    FARTS !!! FLATULANCE, BOTTOM BURPS, TILE RATTLERS, AND SLOPPY WET FOLLOW-THROUGHS….ITS ALL IT EVER THINKS ABOUT OR SPEAKS OF - SHE IS ONE INTELLIGENT FAT FARTER !!!! IS OUR SIMPLETON !!!



  11. 11

    "I think I have found the perfect man!"



  12. 12

    "i wonder if this can reach Tony's house?"



  13. 13

    You actually believe she thinks?



  14. 14

    "wait till u get a load of my sexual napalm soldier!"



  15. 15

    "This looks like the gun that killed my career!"



  16. 16

    where is Vanessa Minnillo



  17. 17

    Well it looks like its going to get a little hotter then 98 degrees nick you rotten fucking dead dick

  18. Dusss says – reply to this


    18

    Maybe someone shot right…
    preggers?



  19. 19

    "Maybe if I marry this Marine, with the big gun, he'll get blown-up by an IED and I can be a War Widow, and people will like & feel sorry for me, then they will buy my CD"…



  20. 20

    "I have to fart"



  21. 21

    She's thinking: "If I shoot a chicken, can I take it home to Daddy so he can barbecue it and I can eat it with mashed potatoes, gravy, white bread, grits, sausage, and four sticks of butter all I want?"

  22. Emesa says – reply to this


    22

    Pam's used Silicone Breasts - Thats a sailor.



  23. 23

    "I can see P. Hilton's big head from here! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, MARIO!!"



  24. 24

    Maybe she can shoot some of these Islamofacist retards. God knows Messiah Dumbama won't!

  25. LA25 says – reply to this


    25

    a good friend of mine was on the ship…jessica threw up on the ship and on the helicopter..lol. and she carried around a bucket of KFC the whole time almost…hahahaa



  26. 26

    God I wish Perez was in the cross hairs.



  27. 27

    "Anyone wanna call me fat now?!"