Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Seriously? We're pretty shocked to learn this.
According to Nielsen ratings, Hawaii Five-0 is the most DVR'd television show of all time, with 3.37 million viewers recording the reboot within a week of its September 20th airing.
Of course, it's still unclear if the aforementioned 3.37 million people ever go back and actually watch it, but a record is still a record!