Arizona Man Calls 911 To Stave Off Vampire Roommates

10/13/2010 8:20 PM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Someone has been watching too much True Blood!

Watch the video (above) as an Arizona man calls for help because his vampire roommates were trying to suck his blood.

Everyone involved was arrested, even the victim, due to parole violations.

Yikes!

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12 comments to “Arizona Man Calls 911 To Stave Off Vampire Roommates”

420Revarie says – reply to this

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Ya think drugs were involved? LOL!
iloverickymartin says – reply to this

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The wackadoos really spring to life around Halloween.
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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Lol. I didn't watch, but just reading it made me giggle.
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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hilarious
the real carmen says – reply to this

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yes most of the shows on tv are about death or bloodthirsty stuff so its unsurprising that people are role modeling themselves on it
The Dude! says – reply to this

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How is this 'celebrity news' exactly? Which person involved in this story is a 'celeb'? The person calling? His roommates? Huh?!
kaaaay says – reply to this

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I can just picture being the 911 operator who got the call. The crazy shit these people must see every day…. with all the calls about no mcnuggets, the one lady who called 911 because she had no date, and now this, lol. I could never have that job. I wouldnt be able to take anyone's emergency seriously.
djnv2009 says – reply to this

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holay fuckin sheeyat!! that was hilarious "aaaaarrrrrrgh my aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrm", "they're stoopid" LMAO!! oh fucking kids today need a dad to beat the living fuck out of them, that is the problem!!
OoFeeltheRideoO says – reply to this

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OK, I live near Chandler; and there was nothing in the local news about this. I call fake!!
.b.e.r. says – reply to this

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Re: OoFeeltheRideoO – actually it isn't a fake. you may live near chandler, but you obviously don't watch the news. it's all over azcentral and azfamily…
Melley says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH my friend texted me about this! because that's my hometown. embarassing
@v@ says – reply to this

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This ranks right up there with the misguided soul who feared elves.