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Arizona Man Calls 911 To Stave Off Vampire Roommates

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Someone has been watching too much True Blood!

Watch the video (above) as an Arizona man calls for help because his vampire roommates were trying to suck his blood.

Everyone involved was arrested, even the victim, due to parole violations.


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12 comments to “Arizona Man Calls 911 To Stave Off Vampire Roommates”

  1. 1

    Ya think drugs were involved? LOL!

  2. 2

    The wackadoos really spring to life around Halloween.

  3. 3

    Lol. I didn't watch, but just reading it made me giggle.

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  5. 5

    yes most of the shows on tv are about death or bloodthirsty stuff so its unsurprising that people are role modeling themselves on it

  6. 6

    How is this 'celebrity news' exactly? Which person involved in this story is a 'celeb'? The person calling? His roommates? Huh?!

  7. 7

    I can just picture being the 911 operator who got the call. The crazy shit these people must see every day…. with all the calls about no mcnuggets, the one lady who called 911 because she had no date, and now this, lol. I could never have that job. I wouldnt be able to take anyone's emergency seriously.

  8. 8

    holay fuckin sheeyat!! that was hilarious "aaaaarrrrrrgh my aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrm", "they're stoopid" LMAO!! oh fucking kids today need a dad to beat the living fuck out of them, that is the problem!!

  9. 9

    OK, I live near Chandler; and there was nothing in the local news about this. I call fake!!

  10. 10

    Re: OoFeeltheRideoO – actually it isn't a fake. you may live near chandler, but you obviously don't watch the news. it's all over azcentral and azfamily…

  11. 11

    HAHAHAH my friend texted me about this! because that's my hometown. embarassing

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    This ranks right up there with the misguided soul who feared elves.