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Lindsay Tries To Escape From Rehab?

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What on EARTH?!

Sources are reporting that earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan attempted to break out of the Betty Ford Center, where she is seeking treatment for substance abuse, and escape back into the wild…just to get her fix from a caffeinated beverage!

The actress and an accomplice allegedly hoped to hit up a soda machine at a nearby medical center, but the sneaky plan was foiled when the friend's clothing got snagged on the fence and they couldn't move!

A source explains:

"Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."

This is probably the most ridiculous story we've heard in a long time! Could you imagine walking down the street, minding your own business, and discovering Lindsay Lohan stuck to a fence and begging for a sip of caffeine?!

It's like something out of a direct-to-video sequel to Just My Luck!

We sure hope it isn't true!

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33 comments to “Lindsay Tries To Escape From Rehab?”



  1. 1

    lmfao!!! This is hilarious. This poor girl needs to be taken to a jungle somewhere



  2. 2

    At this point, if it came out that Lindsay was pregnant with her dad's kid, I would not be surprised at all.

  3. RyDev says – reply to this


    3

    I cannot believe Betty Ford takes away caffeine! How much is too much? I would be right under the fence with Linds and her friend.

  4. Harv says – reply to this


    4

    What a lost cause, they should have just shot her and put her out of her misery.



  5. 5

    They should be allowed sodas, coffee and tea - all caffeine. Denying them that is not realistic at all. :*(



  6. 6

    NO DIFFERENT THAN THE DESPERATION OF PEREZ FEELIN THE NEED TO SUCK PEEN AND GETTING HIS COCK STUCK IN THE ZIPPER!!! YEA, FAT BOY SPEAKS FROM EXPERIENCE. SAME ADDICTIVE MENTALITY - DIFFERENT VICE.



  7. 7

    Let her run. She is going to kill herself sooner or later, so just let it happen. Her "talent" if one would call it that, ran out years ago. NEXT!!!!



  8. 8

    is it just me or is it any time she gets in trouble, hence the mugshots. shes blonde? maybe blondes do have more fun? haha she should go back to brunette or red head if thats the case. lol



  9. 9

    Sneaking out for a soda? Yeah….sure! What BS. You would have to be the stupidest person on the face of the earth to do that. I think we all know what they were really going after. This is just further proof that she takes nothing seriously and does not want help. This only makes her look like an even bigger loser than everyone already knows she is. PATHETIC.



  10. 10

    too bad it wasn't a spiked fence and she was impaled. then we could stop hearing about this waste of air



  11. 11

    Why does this girl get so much coverage? What has she done that is so great to get all this attention? Please Perez, stop blogging about this have-not, she's a nobody, and nobody cares about her.



  12. 12

    This girl is just so stupid. She takes nothing seriously! Chances are she needed her coke fix and not as in the soda! They should just let her out obviously she isnt learning anything so why should their time be wasted.



  13. 13

    LOL what the hell Lindsanity?



  14. 14

    I DON'T BLAME LINDSAY. I WOULD TAKE PEOPLE HOSTAGE TO GET MY FIX OF CAFFEINE.



  15. 15

    early 20's with 3 mug shots - everything a young girl aspires for……..



  16. 16

    "caffeine?" is that what we're calling it now, lindsay?



  17. 17

    she aint gonna make it…. rehabs not going to work….she needs to be locked in jail for 1 year……then, she might have a chance



  18. 18

    That was an episode of Ellen! She tried to escape a health spa so she could eat real food, and got caught on the fence!



  19. 19

    She is pathetic ! ! Really, a piece of Long Island CRAP ! ! We are all SO OVER MS. Lohan and her high school antics. Go away, SKANK !



  20. 20

    Dumb Slut Whore Coke-Head !



  21. 21

    Just shows she cannot follow the simplest of rules. It is about defiance. She didn't need a soda after all of these days. This is what rehab is all about. She shows her true colors, has to face her group meeting, and will be punished for such bullshit. She is probably scrubbing the bathroom this morning over her little soda fit. ha ha If they make her accountable, maybe she will finally get it as Betty Ford, where they do not play.



  22. 22

    They noughta send her to work in a hospice for two months…that will scare the WHORE straright. Make her think - keep the nose-powder away from her - give her some perspective ! Honestly, Low I.Q. people need tough love like this, and Lord Knows, she qualifies as LOW I.Q. !



  23. 23

    Bitch is seriously addicted to uppers. What an idiot. Couldn't find any Coke I guess. I am so SICK of hearing about Lindsay the Loser Lohan. She should seriously fuck off for a year. Or Ten.



  24. 24

    And it's interesting they allow the drug Nicotine. But do not allow the drug caffeine. That's pretty stupid.



  25. 25

    If you feel it is a false story, why bother with a long post? Oh, I get it. It filled up space.



  26. 26

    Not so crazy, really. I did the SAME thing while in a rehab. My BFF & I hopped a fence, (I cut my hand) and snuck out for a coffee and night-time romp on the beach. Reason: most detox/rehabs don't allow caffeine which SUCKS! But Girlfriend needs to get humble and follow the rules or she ain't gonna make it!



  27. 27

    You have to work the program for the program to work.



  28. 28

    I know that Lohan is crazy but - yeesh. I don't think she's THAT retarded.



  29. 29

    sounds like a bullshit fake story.



  30. 30

    I gotta point this out since it seems like no one else did. Caffeine and sugar are also things that people get easily addicted to… Hence why most places that TREAT addictions wouldn't allow it. Granted, it's not as obvious as a cocaine addiction, since it's not illegal, it's still very common.
    If you don't believe me, try eating organic foods with no added sugars for one day, and if you get a headache, it means you have it too.
    ANYWAY, I'm pretty sure that Lindsay wanted more the a simple coffee imo. My guess is coke, lol.

  31. ca88 says – reply to this


    31

    why do you care so much to post such a thorough play by play of lindsay's life. i think at this point both fans and non-fans are tired of reading what you have to say about her

  32. ca88 says – reply to this


    32

    it's a little obscene to pay so much attention to someone who is in desperate need of help. what do these posts do besides stir up more opinions about a story no one on the outside can really understand



  33. 33

    LMFAO!!! OMG. No Perez, I can't imagine it.