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  1. 1

    Wow those are some SEXIST comments he made and not at all funny. If I were Mariah I would be embarrassed of him. GO CHELSEA! That douche just can't handle a strong, successful woman if she isn't fucking him.



  2. 2

    Sorry…I gotta go w' Nick on this one. Chelsea started it with her first joke and he's responding. I'm sure Chelsea, unlike you, sees the humor. They're both comedians and doing what they do best. And if Chelsea can't stand the heat…GTFO of the Kitchen.



  3. 3

    No, Chelsea's comments were comedy, he is taking it way to personal and what he said was way out of line.What she said wasn't even bad,it was kinda funny, because Nick Cannon isn't known as a comedian, but what he said was tasteless and rude and then to make an excuse and call it "comedy" just shows that Chelsea was right, he isn't funny at all.I can't wait to watch her show Tonight and see if she says anything about his childish ass, im sure she will.You go ….Girl.



  4. 4

    I LOVE BOTH BUT IM LOVING NICK CANNON RIGHT NOW HE ROCKS!!! HAHAHA DONT MESS WITH HIM BITCHEZ!!

  5. Waboo says – reply to this


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    Nick Cannon is not funny. Can't believe people like him get a comedy tour.



  6. 6

    I think Chelsea started it, but I love her. He should just get back under Mariah's skirt where he belongs. I can't believe he went to say something about Chelsea doing the guy from E. Um, did he forget about Tommy Matolla?



  7. 7

    Wow what Nick did IS what fucking tasteless. That was gross. Lost respect for Nick right here. Hope she won't dignify this looser with replies. Hey Nick! Your wife was fucking Motola that she hated to get famous! lol



  8. 8

    2 FUCKTARDED LOSERS!! BUT ONLY 1 DOUCHE HAS THE FAT-RIAH SOMETIMES "PREGGO/NOT PREGGO" WIFE OF HIS AND THE FAT WHITE ARETHA ON HIS BALL AND CHAIN. ONLY 1 COUPLE HAS THE TYPICAL TRAILER TRASH LOOK WITH THE THE SKINNY ASS BLACK DUDE AND THE 400 LB WIFE. AS FOR THE @CHELSEA HANDLER GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH THE BAG OF NICKELS, OK.. I GIVE UP. THERE IS SOME TRUTH THERE, YOUR HONOR… just sayin.

  9. tasha says – reply to this


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    Wow, if thats Nicks idea of comedy then Chelsey was right. Who's going to do the comedy on his tour?



  10. 10

    wow, don't quit your day job, dude, whatever that is. Those "jokes" (i guess they were supposed to be funny?) just sounded childish and petulant.



  11. 11

    Wow….Nick sure proves again and again that he cannot handle heat! Chelsea's remarks were harmless and it WAs funny. Nick's on the other hand make him sound like an immature spaz who thinks being insulting and degrading is comedy. Where is Eminem's comments I wonder? Him I would LOVE to hear. Lol!!!



  12. 12

    sorry but im with nick chelsea started it first. Bitch needs to take what she dishes out. Btw what he said was true she dated her boss lol i love chelsea but she provoked now she has to suck it up lol. black comics have dirty mouths, she picked the wrong (hasbeen) to fuck with :)



  13. 13

    Nick Cannon is the lamest excuse for a black man

    I'm a white gay male and am more gangsta than him

    Go back crying to Momma Mariah



  14. 14

    Seriously though, when did Nick Cannon become a comedian? I thought he was an actor/rapper (whateveryouwanttocallit?!)



  15. 15

    Funny. It's Hollywood baby.



  16. 16

    I kinda listen to his early a.m. radio show and like him a lot.



  17. 17

    I use to watch Chelsea's show ALL the time, but she's become very nasty, and I'm all for a good laugh, but she might want to look in the mirror at her own dried up face. I just read all his tweets, Chelsea is always doggin on Mariah for no reason. Her "fame" is really getting to her head.



  18. 18

    Why so defensive Nick? Chelsea is a comedian, she makes jokes, comics joke about everything and everyone! He could have laughed it off and people would have respected him much more for it. Get out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat Nick! You're obviously pursuing the wrong field.



  19. 19

    Unlike Nick Cannon In the end Chelsea Handler has her TV show and a CAREER.



  20. 20

    ATTENTION! Nick Cannon dj's (awfully) for 92.3 Now New York and Perez is a guest on his show everyday for celeb gossip and they TRASHED Handler in the beginning of the week. Perez talked about how Chelsea and 50 are screwing and Nick is like ECK Chelsea Handler?! and then started dissing the way she looked and Perez said, and I quote "I agree" then went on to discuss her vagina reconstruction.

    Yeah, I was one of those listeners and was appalled at Nick and Perez for how mean they were. so TEAM CHELSEA all the way- she shoulda went further with her comment



  21. 21

    The best line ever……she looks like she got HIT WITH A BAG OF NICKLES!!!!!! Love it.



  22. 22

    nick cannon sucks..go Chelsea!



  23. 23

    First of all, Nick Cannon is NOT funny. Ever. At all.
    Second, what Chelsea said was just a light joke, and he had to go and take is super personally and come back with vicious comments. Basically, exactly what blahblah12 said.



  24. 24

    Nick Cannon is irrelevant in the comedy world. He obviously can't take a harmless joke without trying to pull out the personal guns. He seems like a little babybitch…not good for a "comedian". Funny he didn't like Eminems comments about f'ing Mariah but the first defense he has is to attack someone about there sex life. LOSER and not that I give a shiz about what he said, but it wansn't very funny but desperate



  25. 25

    I agree with CHelsea, Nick Cannon isnt funny. All of his comebacks were already stated by people and he is just angry she called him out. So just wondering who DOES respect this KID in the industry. He's just trying to be all grown up with his Eleventy year old wife.



  26. 26

    If you ARE, indeed, a comic you should be able to take a joke. So, @chelseahandler made a joke about @nickcannon being a comic (or not being one, to be precise) when he announced he was doing stand up now. a joke, posted in under 140 characters. I thought it was funny, and more comedy then attack. nick cannon retaliated by calling her white trash (which Perez didnt post THAT tweet), along with other insults. If you cant take the heat, Im sorry, but you really ARENT a comic….IMO….and if you read my previous tweets, I am a @nickcannon fan (though that is now dissipating). But c'mon, get some thick skin. He always gets on the defensive when people say stuff. If you ARE, indeed, a comic you should be able to take a joke.



  27. 27

    Well, I am normally not a fan of Chelsea, but I totally agree with her here. So he expects to be a comedian where he can dish it out, but not take it?



  28. 28

    Big Deal..she shouldnt have talked shit to begin with…ppl saying he's sexist/sensitive blah blah…have u not seen her show? She's that and worse..to ANYONE..He ripped her a new asshole and good for him, she goes on talking shit abt anyone on her show…im glad he gave her a dose of her own med but he OWNED the bitch…shes getting annoying to…she's not an actress and shes trying to go bigtime hollywood…yaaaaaaaaawwwnnn go nick!



  29. 29

    Wow, he's not even funny.



  30. 30

    wow what a bitch (nick cannon)



  31. 31

    TEAM CANON! Handler is an ugly effing bitch and deserved exactly what she got! I must say that I didn't know Canon had the balls. I'm pleasantly surprised.



  32. 32

    Now, do I think Canon is funny??? No, but the bitch took an unnecessary shot at him. Stu-pid.



  33. 33

    Nick Cannon needs to stick to being Mariah's lap dog and forget about the career as a comedian, I'm not a Handler fan but his digs at her are seriously weak and not even funny at all. Also, news flash Nick, your wife is a fat pig who has the IQ of a shoe, despite what you may want to believe she was past her "prime" over 10 years ago…at least she still has some money for you to spend.



  34. 34

    Chelsea's bully comedy is starting to get real old and not funny!



  35. 35

    Team Chelsea! I wouldn't want to be on the bad side of Chelsea and 50 cent.
    Plus, If he wants to talk judgement of her and the head executive of E!, how does that differ from him what he has with Mariah?



  36. 36

    everything he said sucked besides the comment about how her show started. obviously hes lacking extremely in the humor department. her one 'tweet' was funnier than everything he said, combined.



  37. 37

    I didn't even read the comments wow some of you are extremely easily amused. I can only imagine the boredom you surround yourself with. Either that or you're 14 because ummmm… everything Nick said was something a teenager would have said in response



  38. 38

    Nick Cannon should take it easy: his insecurity is showing.



  39. 39

    Re: sfbaybritt – "That douche just can't handle a strong, successful blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…."

  40. 6one9 says – reply to this


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    Nick Cannon does ONE THING IN LIFE “““` He rides MOO`MOO COAT TAILS!!
    OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS “ DID I SAY THAT!! LOL



  41. 41

    First off, since when has Nick Cannon been a comedian? He's about as funny as Mariah Carey's left ass cheek. Second, Chelseas show is coming up on 600 episodes, Im pretty sure Nick Cannon doesnt even have 600 fans. He started a war he will not win.



  42. 42

    Nick Cannon just needs a good ass beating. What Chelsea said was true. He isn't funny. Whats the last thing he did… host America's Got Talent? Before that it was Drum Line. He is a black version of K-Fed married to the poor mans much older washed up Britney. Cue Eminem to FINALLY come beat the shit out of his annoying ass.



  43. 43

    Umm, what would she look like if she were hit in the face with a COLD bag of nickels? A bag of nickels is a bag of nickels. AND, he's lame. Look who he married-Mariah, the cowardly lion. Those two are pukesters….Chelsea rocks.



  44. 44

    He is such an ass. who cares how she got the show. no one is blowing the fans to make us watch it. we love it and the ratings are all her. its a low blow from a D list actor



  45. 45

    If the bitch can't take a punch, she shouldn't be giving them out in the first place. Go Nick!



  46. 46

    Chelsea just made a simple joke that was pretty funny, and Nick took it too far. But lets me serious, did anyone else see the VMAs? I was in shock at how NOT funny Chelsea was. Her show can be funny though…sometimes.



  47. 47

    I NEVER EVER FEEL THE NEED TO COMMENT ON ANY OF THIS CRAP BUT NICK CANNON IS A FREAKING LOOSER LOL TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE A JOKE… I HOPE HE CANT SELL ONE TICKET.. I HATE HIM NOW LOL



  48. 48

    Nick Cannon actually started it, NOT Chelsea. He said mean things about her first. And then he replies that way? What a loser.



  49. 49

    Ya Chelsea is a true comedian and if that is what his routine is going to be like then no wonder she said that. Ha I actually bet she is going to laugh at his comments because it just proves his point, he is not funny and he does not have any jokes, any smart jokes anyways.

  50. Mimsi says – reply to this


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    I dind't know he did conedy. I didn't think he was funny. If he is going to be married to Mariah he better get used to jokes



  51. 51

    Chelsea started it. Nick's jokes are like something boys say on a playground in first grade. And for the ones saying it was sexist… have you seen her show? She's a lot worse. And Nick's comments were pretty much what everyone's thinking and no one's saying. And she seems a bit too cocky.



  52. 52

    wow…that's harsh ,but funny. Chelsea started it.



  53. 53

    Aww is someone's wittle ego hurt? Me thinks you doth protest too much, Nicky.



  54. 54

    Nick Cannon isn't even a hasbeen, he's a never was. If it weren't for his wife no one would know his name. Loser. And who is he to call Chelsea ugly? Mariah hasn't been hot in 15 years.



  55. 55

    Chelsea Handler makes fun of all celebrities…even ones that she likes. Why is he getting all ruffled? Did he finally realize that the Eminem bit was getting old? GTFO Nick.



  56. 56

    None of his shit was funny in the least. Her initial one was funny and I retweeted it when she posted it. He's quite the diva.



  57. 57

    Nick Cannon never impressed me as particularly smart (except for marrying Mariah Carey money) and he's made the mistake of proving it — and that he's not funny, even when he has time to prepare and write the material. Woe be him, going unarmed in a battle of wits and jokes with Ms. Handler!



  58. 58

    I find her offensive and i am no shrinking violet, forget her, its not worth the time



  59. 59

    wow who is he? besides mariah careys little bitch! he wouldn't even be relevant if he wasn't married to her? i hope chelsea rips his head off on her show. she was obviously joking and he took it way too far, what a sorry loser!

  60. @v@ says – reply to this


    60

    Over react much?!? This was a JOKE; it's her sense of humor. All he needed was a funny, short quip burn in response.
    At least Eminem's getting a stalking breather while he refocuses on Handler.



  61. 61

    Why does Nick keep picking fights with people who can kick his ass? lol



  62. 62

    Nick Cannon SUCKS at comedy…those jokes are OLD and TIRED and mildly funny at best. I can't wait to see what Chelsea says in response..because she is very smart and quick witted…………………***just like Eminem …his song about Mariah and Nick was a killer.



  63. 63

    Wow he is sooo funny, NOT!

  64. ei says – reply to this


    64

    this loser cannon should shut the hell up. he uses famous women to further his getting attention for himself. i hope chelsea tears him a new ass



  65. 65

    Wow, he's really not funny at all.



  66. 66

    Chelsea's comment was funny. Nick's comment was ignorant, sexist, and immature. She makes one harmless joke about his comedy tour and he feels an appropriate response is to say she slept with the head of E! to get her show?
    Stay classy, Nick
    All comedians need to be able to laugh at themselves once in a while. Hell, Carlos Mencia made a whole career out of making fun of his own race. If this is the way Nick handles a little bit of comedy at his expense, then what Chelsea said about him is probably true.
    I wouldn't know, because I've never seen one of his comedy acts, and now that he has proven what a slimeball he is, I'm sure I never will



  67. 67

    Chelsea is sooooo not funny. She has the intellect of a brick and she reminds me of the nasty school yard bully who will mock anyone to get a laugh.



  68. 68

    Chelsea just said he wasn't funny, he tweeted multiple insults and made himself look stupid! Nick Cannon go spend Mariah's money.



  69. 69

    Re: WMariah – You're a moron. Chelsea's comment was purely humorous and given the fact that Nick is a talentless prick -very accurate too. What Nick said was just any stupid guy would say to a woman to belittle her using her sexuality against her. Ok yeah 'you're a slut, a whore, go back to the kitchen' … unintelligent comments and pathetic comebacks.
    He brought 50 Cent's name into the debate just so he could get another guy to hold his hand.
    Nick you're a fucking embarrassment.



  70. 70

    Wow Nick…real classy.



  71. 71

    Nick is right.
    Everyone knows she fcuked her way into that job and then dumped the guy after.
    I have no respect for her.



  72. 72

    But he's not wrong. She WAS sleeping with the head of E! when she got her show kicked off, so it's a fair assessment that her puss got her that gig. She's also not that attractive OR funny…so he does have very valid points.

  73. JuNoZ says – reply to this


    73

    Wow!! Mr. Cannon thinks he’s all gangster because he’s Mariah hubby. This guy is a joke in its self Team Handler all the way.



  74. 74

    NICK GROW UP!! I'm a huge mimi fan and this is definitely not good publicity for her career, especially right before the release of her Xmas alblum. A true and respectable comic should ALWAYS be able to take jokes and dish them out.

  75. Lumie says – reply to this


    75

    Well, Chelsea is quite intolerable, so I'm not going to hate on Nick for this. None of his "jokes" were the least bit funny, though, so I guess that stupid Chelsea was right. She's still annoying as hell.



  76. 76

    nick cannon has a career I though he lived off mariah carey money? since when is nick cannon even funny? I got to go on chelsea on this she is fucken funny and has more money than nick cannon ever would in his life. it was so disrespectful for chelsea calling her white trash and I can see why perez must love this since he never like chelsea i hope myriah carey bitch slaps nick cannon.



  77. 77

    chelsea said that he was not so funny thats all she said and it was true he not funny. and nick made it worse and made himself look stupid by calling her a whore and using her sexuality against her oh yeah nick cannon your such a big man for picking a fight against girl so classy. Myriah carey must love you so much go back to your house and spend more money and shut th fuck up.



  78. 78

    Chelsea is funny, sometimes she pushes it. She always has something to say about Mariah or Nck. I get that it was just a joke. But people take shots at this dude all the time. Let him be. He has his own money.



  79. 79

    By the way Mariah is beautiful, leave her out of this.



  80. 80

    Talk about overreacting! Why take it so personally? Isn't Cannon supposed to be this "comedian" yet he can't even take a small little joke? How childish, immature, and TACKY. I love Mariah. But I sill can't figure out why she married this clown.



  81. 81

    Good for Nick. Chelsea is not funny and is she even relevant? She sucks as a comedian and a presenter. I've always considered her over-rated



  82. 82

    Heeee's acting like a twelve year old, per usual. That was not an appropriate — or funny, at that — response.



  83. 83

    What a dick!
    Those comments weren't even funny. They were just tasteless. What a little bitch. I hope she goes off on HIM because come on folks,there's just more material there. I hope Jo Koy does it. He's had it out for Nick for months!



  84. 84

    Nick Cannon is so soft, and not funny at all lol



  85. 85

    WOW, Nick Cannon just proved how he really isn't funny at all. So Chelsea is right, on Nick's comedy tour, who's going to do the comedy?!



  86. 86

    nick cannon es un negro acomplejado



  87. 87

    IT WOULD'VE HAVE BEEN GREAT IF THE CLAIMED COMEDIAN NICK CANNON ACTUALLY REPLIED WITH COMEDY. HE PAUSED FOR HOURS TO THINK OF HIS JOKES. NEITHER A FAN OF BOTH BUT REAL COMEDIANS DONT NEED TO THINK ABOUT THEIR JOKES. WOOT WOOT…



  88. 88

    She started it.



  89. 89

    OOOooooh. He has super THIN skin! She was just being her usual idiot self, but he has really got to STOP. Ignore her…unless this is the way really intelligent people do things so that people admire them a lot. Something like that, I suppose. They probably go out for coffee after each Mensa meeting they attend.



  90. 90

    The boy is insecure. Mariah, give him some confidence, girl. Chelsey is a comic and didn't say anything bad…why you jump down her throat like a maniac?



  91. 91

    Chelsea Handler is not funny in the slightest. Being funny and being a bitch isn't the same thing.



  92. 92

    Team Nick. Chelsea is a hoe. And Actually Nick makes alot of money more than Chelsea and probably even more then mariah. Last year alone I believe he made 25 million



  93. 93

    EMINEM needs to RESPOND
    Ha!!



  94. 94

    "SHE" WAS JUST DISGUSTING ON THE MUSIC AWARD SHOW!!!!!!!!!!



  95. 95

    "C" WAS HARDLY FUNNY ON THE MUSIC SHOW AND MUCH OF HER JOKES ARE HA, HA, AND GIVE IT ANOTHER "HA"……YOU'RE BORING JOKES "C" !!!
    HER JOKES ARE SO PREDICTABLE!!



  96. 96

    she started it but he took it too far



  97. 97

    none of those "jokes" he made were funny. he is only famous because he's married to the diva mariah carey. at least chelsea handler is legitimately funny.



  98. 98

    Idiot.



  99. 99

    Nick was bogus. Chelsea had no business snapping off at the mouth like that when she did that wack ass job on that award show. Nick should have attacked her award show performance instead of being personal. People don't know how to argue constructively, they always want to get personal with it.



  100. 100

    First off, Nick was a millionare before he married Mimi, at the age of 18, I might add. Two, He does his own thing and that includes comedy, BEFORE Mimi, 3 he has never been seen as GANGSTER as some idiot just referred to Nick as not being, and 4 Chelsea is UNFUNNY, exibit A the VMA's. SHe tried to go in on Nick and Nick rode her ass down the hill. If you don't want people to go in, don't try to get one off and be cute like she did.

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