David Arquette reportedly fired his rebound fling Jasmine Waltz from his yet-to-be-opened L.A. theater.
Except he didn't since his partner has made it clear that no staff has even been hired!
There were rumors that David had hired Jasmine to bring her cocktail expertise to his new theater gig at the Roosevelt Hotel. It was then rumored that he had fired her when their relationship had become public knowledge, just so it wasn't adding to the separation drama he is currently enduring with his wife, Courteney Cox.
But Jeff Beacher, his partner, says all of this is untrue as they "haven't yet hired any staff, or any performers. We're still building the stage."
However, Jeff would happily offer Jasmine a position "if she can build a rig that flies little people from one end of the theater to the other."
Oh, ha ha. Clever!
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