There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
According to TMZ, the two legendary singers apparently spoke about how much sense it'd make for them to work together at some point, and as it's being reported now,
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While it could be construed as a decent gesture, Jon forgets that none of us actually care anymore. His fans of have all since moved on to a man with much more hair and 3 extra wives.
But someone else who hasn't gotten that memo that the Gosselin's time is up is Jon ex-girliefriend, Hailey Glassman. After she read Jon's apology on Twitter, she decided to go on a rant of her own, throwing Jon's wish for a more "positive direction, right off course!
What's really the best part of this whole reprimand act Hailey's trying out is that everything she is saying to Jon, we wish we could say to her. She's a young girl who is wasting her life trying to get media attention by ragging on a man she barely knew and slept with merely for the publicity. Jon has his kids to think about, but she has her whole life to consider. Is this really how you want to spend it???
Regardless of what we think, Hailey released her own statement in response to Jon's allegations that he is making amends and studying with a life coach. She says:
"Jon Gosselin, oh Jon G, when are you going to learn, if you truly care STOP GOING TO THE MEDIA oh excuse me even worse VIA TWITTER about your family! All I have to say about him is SAME OLD JON.
He always uses his children as a negotiation tactic and to get sympathy from the public. He truly should get real help and not his 'life coach' who I know due to he had her when we were together. She even called my family and spoke to my parents about Jon to tell us to 'accept his lying and not get mad at him for it because he will then never tell the truth.
If she was such a great 'life coach' (lol at life coach) she would help Jon get the real help he needs so he can then be chemically balanced. He swoones her like he does all his naive girlfriends: a.k.a. I know me being one of them in the past.
JUST GO AWAY, oh and 'lastly'- PAY ME MY MONEY JON.
Here Jon, even though you still have not paid me my $200,000 back yet, I consulted with an attorney and have another 2 years to sue you but since I'm such a good person I will give you free life coaching right now:
1-Get a job so you can rejoin society and stop living in your own little world off your ex wife and children's money. It's extremely unhealthy how you live Jon.
2-Stop making excuses for everything and always blaming others, take responsibility.
3- ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS, you can talk the talk all you want but if you consistently pull the same statements and kvetching, year after year obviously the world knows you are a liar and nothing that comes out of your mouth is true. If you told the world at this point the sky was blue people would probably go outside to make sure, because you have proven yourself a liar consistently, and throughout the 7 years I have known you, you have always been a liar.
4- IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH YOU NEVER HAVE TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD WHAT TO BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH SO IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE SAME.
5- Everything Happens For a Reason.
I hope you one day truly do seek the real treatment you and I know you need. The first step is admitting you have a problem and well you're a pathological liar so I can see how the first step would probably be hard for you. I hope you get help and the only person hurting your children is you Jon."
Did you get all that Jon? There was a lot of BS to weed through, but there were some nuggets of borrowed wisdom that you could and should take to heart!
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