On the cover of his first book!
Yes, he beats the beat and now he's beat Snooki Snickers to the bookshelf!
Coming in two weeks, The Jersey Shore's most famous juicehead, The Situation, releases his first literay masterpiece: Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. (They were going to call it Great Expectations, but that was already taken.)
Wow! We're already captivated!
Sitch describes the book as "the bible for Situation Nation" and according to sources, the pages are filled with tips on living the ultimate guido lifestyle, from how to cook lasagna to how to put it in. You heard us.
As he describes to Amazon:
"This book will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off) … From there it's my guide to the 'Jersey Shore,' battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger."
Wow! Look out Justin Bieber! You're book might very well be on its way to being fistpumped!
Do U think you'll be reading The Situation's first book?
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