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Michael Lohan Attack In Front Of His Own House!

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Oh no! Not 24 hours before he denounces talking to the press does this shiz happen!

Last night, Michael Lohan was attacked in front of his house in Santa Monica. According to the police, around 9:55 pm, Michael stepped out in front of his house when a an unknown attacker assaulted him from behind, cutting him with an unknown object on his neck.

Michael said he was able to fight off the attacker, which he described to police as a 50 or 60-year-old caucasian man who was wearing a black track suit. Thankfully, Michael only sustained a minor injury and there was no need to go to hospital once the police arrived. The attacker is still at large.

Uh-oh! Fingers crossed that this lunatic doesn't show up today at Lindsay's court hearing! There's enough drama to deal with without having a crazed, knife-wielding bozo on the loose!

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17 comments to “Michael Lohan Attack In Front Of His Own House!”



  1. 1

    FAKE FAKE FAKE. We all know that it didn't happen. He just doesn't want to shut the _ uck up.



  2. 2

    Lying Leech Lohan and a new false story.



  3. 3

    Your still not be nice.



  4. 4

    Hmm…sounds like Lohan attacked himself. Publicity whore. Takes one to report on one. Huh Mario?



  5. 5

    Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.



  6. 6

    I don't believe this happened at all.



  7. 7

    It's sad, but I wouldn't be surprised if he hurt himself to get media attention again without having to call a press conference himself. He couldn't take over like 3 days without getting press.



  8. 8

    Lindsay must have hired someone who left rehab this week.



  9. 9

    What I find shocking is that he has a place in Santa Monica! Even if he's renting it, it's really expensive! How does he afford it?!?! He has no job!



  10. 10

    OK, I really do miss the old Perez on this one.



  11. 11

    I would bet money he did it to himself for publicity…



  12. 12

    he is obviously addicted to the press. Staging this kind of thing less than 24 hours from being press-free. weird.



  13. 13

    now that he vowed not to talk about lindsay, he makes up stories about getting attacked for publicity? so pathetic.



  14. 14

    Sadly, I do not believe he was attacked. He was just at the courthouse with his sleeve rolled up showing the media his arm. He will do anything for attention. I heard Michael say a couple days on camera that "she got a gag order against me" Was "she" Lindsay? Did the court order shut his mouth?



  15. 15

    I bet if the police searched his house they'd find the "unknown object." I don't believe it. He can't go one day without trying to get publicity. Psycho.



  16. 16

    He planned the whole thing himself.

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    I don't believe this happened, even though he's done more than enough to inspire it in somebody, sadly enough.