Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Looks like someone took her daughter's getting voted off Dancing With The Stars pretty hard!
Check out this absolutely AMAZING clip of Audrina Patridge's mother telling it like it is - to anyone who will listen, might we add - on the streets of El Lay after the reality star's shocking elimination last night!
We're OBSESSED with this woman! She doesn't hold back for a second!
"Number one, fuck The Hills!"