Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well, at least according to Us Weekly!
Um, at least he has good taste?
Think of it this way Jess: at least she isn't a cocktail waitress/hooker/fameseeker. She's a smart, successful contributor to society.
Hmm, maybe that doesn't make it better!