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Superman Is A Vampire…Or At Least Looks Like One

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superman looks like a vampire now

Does the new Superman sparkle in the sun? Does he have an unquenchable thirst for blood? Does he like to play intense games of baseball with his family while Muse blares in the background?

Okay, so maybe he's not a vampire, but the newly redrawn version of Superman def resembles a Robert Pattinson-like individual.

Emo Superman will be featured in Superman: Earth One, a new graphic novel written by J. Michael Straczynski, with emo artwork by Shane Davis.

The graphic novel will re-tell the Superman origin story, but with a Twilight/hipster-esque vibe to it.

Here's what DC Comics co-publisher Dan DiDio had to say about the graphic novel:

"We wanted to tell a story that's hip, sexy, and moody."

What Superhero will get the hipster/emo/Twilight treatment next? Are we gonna see a young Taylor-Lautner-like Batman walking around the pages of an upcoming graphic novel, completely shirtless?

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11 comments to “Superman Is A Vampire…Or At Least Looks Like One”



  1. 1

    It's painfully obvious that you listen to Howard Stern and then rip off all their news stories. It's been pretty obvious for a while now. This site sucks now.



  2. 2

    Jeez if they make this any moodier, emo kids are even going to say "dude… lighten up!"



  3. 3

    Yes this was reported YESTERDAY by yahoo news, and they drew the exact same comparison to Robert Pattinson.



  4. 4

    I haven't watched twilight, but when was edward an alien and had glowing eyes?



  5. 5

    I don´t care if looks like twigi, is Superman so wellcome.



  6. 6

    I think it's an improvement!



  7. 7

    It looks nothing like Robert Pattinson.
    And emo? Really, didn't that die about two years ago now? Or is it still abunant & have I really become that disjointed from the mainstrem teenage world to keep up?



  8. 8

    i don't like them trying to make Supes into something he isn't…but at least it's just a single graphic novel and not a robooting of the entire comic…that would piss me off.

    p.s. superman is the exact opposite of emo and always has been. someone shoot s. meyers for giving the world this frigging vampire mania!



  9. 9

    lol :D



  10. 10

    Rob is More Hot



  11. 11

    This doesn't look like Robert at all, so what's the point? Robert is thin and angular and sexy, not all lumpy like this stupid looking drawing. It would be fun if he actually looked like Robert.