What To Expect When You’re Expecting Expected To Become A Movie

Babies are in right now. Smart move, Lionsgate.
The studio has acquired the rights to adapt the longtime, bestselling pregnancy companion literature, What To Expect When You’re Expecting, into a movie.
But not just kind of movie! It's going to be a Love-Actually-Valentine's-Day-Cannonball-Run-Blink-Once-And-You'll-Miss-Fifteen-Stars kind of movie.
Casting hasn't begun yet, so we've no idea what kind of celebu-cluster will make it into the movie, but we're just curious…
Think there will be any teen moms???









































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I hope there is an abortion featured in the movie.
MAYBE THEY CAN SPOTLIGHT A FEW CUM BUCKETS TO THE STARS TO SHOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CAN EXPECT AN 18 YEAR PAYDAY FOR A FEW MINUTES OF GRUNTING AND 9 MONTHS OF PREGNANCY.
Wow they really did run out of creativity in Hollywood. This is the "bible" for moms for many years, but this is the dumbest idea I ever heard.
I can tell you what to expect in pregnancy in just one paragraph, and no, not all of it is smiles and giggles.
Why are you so obsessed with teen moms? Got a little fetish going on there, have you? Pervert.
Sounds like a good movie.. but wasn't this a movie already??? (ex. 9months?)
Stupidest movie ever aside from My Friend the Monster or whatever that stupid movie with Howie Mandel and Fred Savage is.