Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This is pretty much the best thing we've ever seen!
Check out this HIGHlarious promo for the 2010 American Music Awards, featuring some bikers with a serious case of Bieber fever!
Werk it, boys!