Why should his life be the only one going to shiz?
On Monday, Charlie Sheen filed for a divorce from his wife, Brooke Mueller. We're told the decision was a preemptive act, as Charlie hoped to thwart Brooke's plans to make their divorce into a reality television show.
Or at least that is what his brain came up with. Truth is, the divorce papers and property settlements were already all drafted up in May. The pair were prepared to file for divorce together, when the time was right. But Charlie saw Brooke's planned entrance into the reality world as a threat, so he took his moment and got the ball rolling on the divorce before Brooke even knew what hit her.
He's reportedly calling it a "fresh start." No word yet on what she's calling it…or him.
Probably not something nice, though.
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