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Roseanne Preps Third Book!

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Oh, this ought to be a trip and a half!

Roseanne Barr has written her third novel, called Roseannearchy: Dispatches From The Nut Farm, in which she chronicles the trials and tribulations of being a mother, and well, Roseanne!

The book is set to be released in January, and will feature some HIGHlarious chapter names like "Bipolar, Paranoid, Obsessive-Compulsive, Jewish and Mormon" and "Eat, Pray, Shit, Shower and Shave."

WHOA. She's not holding back! LOLz!

We think it's DEFINITELY worth a read!

What do U think?? Will U pick up Roseanne's new book??

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18 comments to “Roseanne Preps Third Book!”



  1. 1

    Can't wait not to read it!



  2. 2

    Love anyone who embraces their nuttiness, of course I'm reading this!



  3. 3

    good for her! she has a lot to say always!!



  4. 4

    Jew piggie!!!



  5. 5

    Hell no .I used to like her show but she is totally a nut job and very abrasive.Surprised she is not in a mental ward….



  6. 6

    We think you're crazier than she is…you hated her 2 months ago , now you can't wait to read her book ? How i$ thi$ po$$ble tubby ???$?$?$?$?$?$?$



  7. 7

    why would you use the word "novel" if you don't know what it means. Mario, you're a dumbass



  8. 8

    I expect Oprah will be giving her a show any minute now.

  9. Pezzy says – reply to this


    9

    Is this really a "novel?" It sounds autobiographical. Does the moron writing for this site know what the word "novel" means?



  10. 10

    I WONDER IF SHE'S GOING TO WRITE ABOUT HER FATHER AND MOTHER SEXUALLY ABUSING HER AGAIN. REMEMBER THAT FATASS? AFTER SHE GOES ON EVERY TALK SHOW ON EARTH TALKING ABOUT IT, SHE REMEMBERED THAT IT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN. SHE'S ABOUT AS MENTAL AS THEY COME. I'LL BET SHE'D THREESOME WITH THE QUAIDS IF SHE COULD FIND THEM.

  11. burf says – reply to this


    11

    not a novel dope. nonfiction. this site is a bore since going friendly. no celebrity dish or gossip, just promo bull.



  12. 12

    Re: Mad Dog

    There is alot of jealousy in your words. Whats the matter, no born a Jew? Just a stupid, empty brain?



  13. 13

    Go Roseanne! Too bad release date in January, I want one for Chri$tma$!
    Nobody brings on the nuts better than you!
    ROSEANNEARCHY 2012!

    PS: Remember while this year's xmas-shopping that Christ was a Jew, y'all!
    Check your anti-semite pockets for jewelry!



  14. 14

    She's very funny. In the last few years of her show Roseanne, she was hysterical. Loved her dry humor. It was great.



  15. 15

    I don't know what to think about her. I DO know that she was in an awful car accident when she was in her late teens. Shortly after that, she is in a psychiatric hospital for (don't know how long). THEN……she gets pregnant by (who knows). I think she is around 19 or 20 by now. Her loving parents kick her out of the house and because she has no support, she decides to put her baby girl up for adoption (I think this is where her rage toward her parents comes from). She goes on in life getting crappy jobs, marrying her first husband who works at a motel, then the rest is history. I do know that her father died a few years ago and she did not attend the funeral. I would love to read her new book if she is TOTALLY HONEST about her life and it is not full of bs like her last two books. Rosey! TELL THE Truth. The WHOLE truth and nothing but the truth.



  16. 16

    I could have sworn that was Diane Keaton!

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    17

    No one does warped but bullseye humor quite like Roseanne. She's a sharp cookie.



  18. 18

    Re: Jackeezy – Uh excuse me but Roseanne and Diane Keaton are like black and white, night and day, Don Knotts naked versus Mahammad Ali. Roseanne gave birth to FIVE children. She has THREE ex-husbands. Diane Keaton is a neurotic old maid who for whatever strange reasons never got married. And since she FORGOT to have children, she adopted two children when she was in her fifties. The woman is certifiable. Roseanne has the right to be a little off. She has had 3 husbands and a bunch of kids driving her crazy.