Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Yes, she's gonna be a movie star!
Reality television was just the starting point for Snooki. The Jersey Shore star will make a cameo appearance in Movie 43, which will feature a variety of segments directed by the likes of Brett Ratner and Peter Farrelly.
Not too shabby, honey.
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