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11 comments to “What's Going On Here, Jordan?!”



  1. 1

    she's a dumb fuck



  2. 2

    its not alex its gary surely you could tell because hes not orange like alex!



  3. 3

    I'm patiently waiting for the earth to open up and Satan to take this whore back down to hell where she belongs.



  4. 4

    Everything this woman does is a grab for publicity. My guess is, one of her porcelain vaneers came off again!



  5. 5

    damn that bitch needs to stop tanning



  6. 6

    "Just saying"? Whenever you want to be a complete fucking bitch you always add "just saying" on the end…. stop trying to sound like a 12 year old girl and grow a pair would you?



  7. 7

    Jesus, she's such a chav. She said she's trying for a "classier" look, but she still looks like cheap trash.
    Wearing cheap, fake black fur doesn't make you look good, HM Chav Queen.



  8. 8

    Who the hell is this person, anyway? And who's that "Chezza" you always go on about? are these people who are famous for being famous, like Paris Hilton? I never read about either of them anywhere except this column.



  9. 9

    Re: JBklyn – Katie Price (aka Jordan) is famous for being a "glamour model" (aka slutty Hustler-type centerfold). She's not famous for absolutely nothing like Paris Hilton, but close to it. She posed naked then banged some footballers and got in tabloids. She now sells books, tacky clothing and home goods to fellow chavs, and she had a reality show with her ex-husband who she treated like garbage, Peter Andre, an Ed Hardy-wearing nobody pop singer. Basically, she's utter and complete trash and a perfect example of the type of nobodies England hails as celebrities.
    She's probably similar to someone like Kendra or Holly from The Girls Next Door, except they have some likeable qualities, and Jordan is FAR trashier.
    Oh, and Chezza = Cheryl Cole.



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    Re: Serena Loves Mario – You left out that she got pregnant from banging one of many footballers and had a kid. BUt while pregnant she continued to drink, smoke, do drugs, and party through the night so that when the boy was born he was blind (if I remember right) and "mentally challenged". She kept the kid (suprisingly) and has used her "caring" for him as proof of what a good mother she is (gag). She would regularly trot him out on her show and make fun of him while professing her love for him. She basically makes Kate Gosslin (sic) look like a lovely woman.



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    Re: quorum – Good addition! In short, she's a vile person.