LOLs! We don't know what Modern Family's Julie Bowen was on during this interview with Conan, but we want what she's got!
First, she walks out in the shortest dress you will ever see, then she insults Michael Cera, and then talks about her son - whom she affectionately calls "Fatty" - getting trapped in a dryer!!
This woman has 3 young kids so we can see why she's acting a little out there! Get some sleep, woman!