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Jessica Fast-Tracking Wedding To Beat Nick Down The Aisle?!

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Well, this just has disaster written all over it.

Although Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson only just got engaged, the singer is reportedly fast-tracking their nuptials for next month, so she can have a Christmas or New Year's Wedding!

According to a source:

"She wants to beat Nick to the altar. She knows that it is going to be tough to pull everything together on such short notice, so it might have to be a New Years wedding. In any case, she wants the focus to be on her wedding. She doesn't want her wedding to be the aftermath of his. It will be big and elaborate. She'll spare no expensive for fear that Nick and Vanessa will outdo her. She's already starting planning everything and has every family member working on her big day. At the moment, Joe is sitting back and being a great father supporting his daughter and his future son-in-law. However, you can bet after all the excitement has died down, Joe is going to do everything in his power to make sure Jessica doesn't walk down the aisle until Eric signs away any right he might have to Jessica's enormous fortune."


Nothing says "true love" and "long-lasting marriage" like trying to beat your ex-husband down the aisle and pushy father-in-laws!

We hope these two are thinking all of this stuff through…


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19 comments to “Jessica Fast-Tracking Wedding To Beat Nick Down The Aisle?!”

  1. 1

    How much of all of that do you think is just publicity though??

  2. 2

    jessica obviously still has feelings for nick if shes jealous of him and vanessa getting married soon, and wants to be married before him. Its so sad shes only been dating her man for a few months while nick and vanesss been together for years. Nick seems like a smart guy and waited to get married not jump into marriage after all he has been divorced.

  3. 3


    They are not rushing into mariage
    No date has been set.

    Please read Gossip Cop.

  4. 4

    Grammar lesson for the day.

    The plural isn't in-laws, it's fathers. So correctly, it's "fathers-in-law".

  5. 5

    She's such a needy/pathetic tit.

  6. 6

    i think the press has it wrong. she's not trying to beat Nick, she's preggers. she's been wanting to get married since she dated john mayer. this time, when she decided she could have a mate, she went and got preggers to hog tie him into marriage. hence the holiday nupitals. the baby will come around June..

  7. 7

    who knows if this is even true and if it is it doesn't seem like true love to me.

  8. 8

    She is ither pregmant, a totally idiot or not over Nick. Maybe a combo of all three. But if she is even remotely concerned with beating her ex down the asile then she is incredibly immature and clearly not over him.

  9. 9

    If she really wants to be an immature bitch she sould just have it on the same day and see who gets the most papparazzi and photos.

    This will last a year and she will get knocked up…..she just wants a baby…she secretly competes with her sister guys.

  10. 10

    Re: Irvinegirl – Hey I never knew that but it actually makes perfect "grammatical" sense… So I guess I learned something new today :)

  11. 11

    shes going to need a big fucking dress — that bitch is getting huge.

  12. 12

    She's a dumb pathetic bitch.. that guy is going to take her for what she's got.. what a dumbass.. she can't out do shit..

  13. 13

    Re: Irvinegirl – oh fuck you and your "correct" grammer, stuck up bitch…i bet people just love you….NOT

  14. 14

    There is definetly something menataly challengeing with this thing. She is not playing with a full deck.

  15. 15

    I think Jessica is pregnant!

  16. 16

    That wouldn't shock me given that the ink is barely dry on his divorce papers and they are already engaged after only six months of dating. Conveniently, a few days after Nick announced his engagement to someone he has been dating for YEARS!

  17. 17

    Hmmm I dont if this is true because it sounds pretty dumb for someone to do.

  18. 18

    Jessica is nothing but a jealous, pathetic, desparate tranny. It was extremely rude of her to announce her engagement just days after Nick. It was extremely petty how she tried to upstage him. She lost all credibility. She could have waited so that Nick could have his moment, but no, the petty bitch that is Jessica had to upstage him. Now she has to beat him down the aisle? I don't think Jessica is mature enough to get married. GOOD LUCK ERIC, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT

  19. 19

    She should be concentrating on her relationship, not trying to beat Nick down the aisle. Pathetic. I hope her fiance sees right through it and talks her out of this "competition" she thinks she's in. You dont' get married to spite your ex, you get married because you're in love.