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Man Shoots His T.V. Because Bristol Palin Can't Dance

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But, but, but… it's not the T.V.'s fault she isn't very good!

Another senseless crime! What a life wasted!

Local authorities in Wisconsin arrested Steven Cowan this morning, after he starting shooting in his home while watching Dancing with the Stars. When officers finally apprehended the man, he confessed that he had shot his television to pieces over his rage of watching Bristol Palin dance on the show for another week.

Steven, who officials say suffers from bipolar disorder, began to lose it after yesterday night's show and fired his gun at the television set, before turning it on his wife. Thankfully, she was able to escape the house and get the police, who were told by Steven in a hectic rant that Palin was not a good dancer and only got on the show because of her famous mother.

He then was coaxed into surrendering and was whisked off to prison. He was charged with 2nd degree reckless endangerment and could face up to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Geez! We'd hate to be around him if she actually wins! Insanity!

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35 comments to “Man Shoots His T.V. Because Bristol Palin Can't Dance”



  1. 1

    What a lunatic. I'm not a Bristol fan but it's only a television show.



  2. 2

    HA! At least no one got hurt. She's not worth it. All I gotta say is if she wins, ABC is losing a viewer because the show has lost all its credibility.



  3. 3

    This story was funny until I got to the part about him turning the gun on his wife. Crazy! But i must ask, what the hell is "yesterday night"??? That's a new one to me.



  4. 4

    What do you expect from a family of mongoloids?

  5. Waboo says – reply to this


    5

    I lol'd.



  6. 6

    ok he's bipolar… he shouldn't get jail time



  7. 7

    Whatever. We all know why she is getting votes and it's not because she has improved. Btw, why do they say "voted off"? No one gets voted off, they get voted for to stay on.



  8. 8

    Palin derangement syndrome …It's pitiful.



  9. 9

    yeah, i work with a woman that said she was considering writing to the show to tell them bristol palin isn't a star and has no business being on the show. brandy going home really set her off, i guess………..people need something better to do than watch tv IMO



  10. 10

    Bristol winning DWTS = Teaparty Affirmative Action
    -
    We're just doing a little "redistribution". Payback.
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    The real meaning of this this is nothing to do with Bristol.
    -
    You're pissed at the fact, THERE'S MORE OF US THAN THERE IS OF YOU. We're effecting change and you can't stop it.
    We are taking back power.
    You hired a damn president on affirmative action and star power.
    It's our turn and we are angry Grizzly Bears!
    -
    We love our Bristol. We are proud of you Bristol.
    It took guts to go on that show.
    You deserved the win.



  11. 11

    It's a shame he wasn't in the audience.



  12. 12

    Oookaaayy………….

    ……………………………………………..



  13. 13

    Re: ammmber – Judging from his surname it's obvious he's Caucasian…

  14. buck says – reply to this


    14

    Liberals are realy fucked up people



  15. 15

    Re: buck

    There are fucked up people who are liberals and fucked up people who are conservatives.



  16. 16

    Re: luvs2tango

    Speaking of fucked up people……



  17. 17

    OH man! this story is priceless. Well, my family just decided to STOP watching DWTS b/c of Bristol beating Brandy. But hey….his way works too.



  18. 18

    Credibility? This show doesn't have any credibility. If they were that concerned about finding the BEST dancer, the judges would pick. Once you invite the public in, they will pick their "favorite" all the time. Hello, doesn't anyone remember when Emmit Smith won? The guy was a horrible dancer, even corny. But, he's very popular. It's the same with Idol, when you have a guy named Kris Allen winning over someone who's obviously more talented (Adam Lambert). As for me, I'm lovin this. I don't watch the show, but I'll definitely tune in next week and vote for Bristol, just to watch the kooks on the far left go ka-razy.



  19. 19

    That's crazy…but he's right the bitch can't dance….which is why that show is based on popularity and not dance talent…lmao. I didn't know she had alot of fans…to each it's own.



  20. 20

    If Steven Cowen is that invested in a reality TV show, he needs counseling or shock therapy, whichever will work faster. Though the story says Wisconsin, my guess would have been Kentucky or West Virginia for the setting.
    .
    It's a TV show, and in a season or two how many will remember who was on season 11?
    .
    Re: luvs2tango – No one's pissed, hun … and no one's giving you or your tea party any real thought. I vote for Bristol, and I think all you tea partiers need to be heavily medicated. My first and only thought about you when I read your post was that you really need more to do if all you can do is imagine that you use someone like Bristol Palin to make a political point that elections rendered moot. Your tea baggers will tow the Republican party line and those of us who called it will have the last laugh. Now run along, dear, and find someone who cares.



  21. 21

    Ummm RETARD LOL …..and Go willow for sticking up for your family.

    so what if Bristol cant dance, nobody on that show can.



  22. 22

    LMFAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG!! That one got me to smile.. holyshit fucking hilarious.. I'm sorry but damn that is funny.. it's true she can't dance.. but to shoot his t.v. and try to shoot his wife.. holyshit.. and i thought people on blogs were pissed about her dancing.. but this wow.. i know it's not funny about the wife part.. but damn Palins can send people into a serious rage! Someone get her the hell off before someone really does end up dead because of her dancing.. LOL

  23. buck says – reply to this


    23

    Re: Rubber Rat – yes but the overwhelming majority are liberals



  24. 24

    If I actually watched the show, I'd probably want to shoot my TV too … the random snippets of interviews I've seen made me certain that I wouldn't be watching DTWS despite the ridiculously handsome Rick Fox being on. I won't do a thing that would put a cent into the pockets of her white trash family.



  25. 25

    there you go again being an asshole. nobody thought you could ever stay nice..



  26. 26

    Well I gotta say, that was pretty funny (except for the part about him aiming the gun at his wife). DWTS has no credibility. They aren't basing it on talent, it's just a big popularity contest, so I definitely wouldn't take this show seriously. Besides, WTF is Bristol doing on the show in the first place? I thought the show was called Dancing with the STARS……



  27. 27

    Re: buck
    "yes but the overwhelming majority are liberals"
    Any facts to back that up? I'm moderate, btw, so I don't have a real bias. Just wondering from where you came up with this conclusion.

  28. barny says – reply to this


    28

    By the time I'm done watching her dance I'd like to shoot my load right into hot Va Jay Jay..



  29. 29

    Typical Intolerant Leftist Liberal.



  30. 30

    Re: Rubber Rat – yes i agree..



  31. 31

    wow how civilized



  32. 32

    Re: luvs2tango
    "We are taking back power."
    Are you really trying to compare the political climate to DWTS? What kind of power is Bristol to gain should she win this season? No one's going to remember her except as the girl who couldn't dance who won the show, and no real self-respecting studio, choreographer, dance troupe, etc. is going to hire her.



  33. 33

    HAHAHAHA omg i should have thought of doing that! i wouldn't be able to harm her person, but i can sure work out frustrations by shooting the tv! lol too funny. (*wipes a tear*) now, seriously, when the hell are you assholes going to stop voting for her so actual good dancers have a chance on this damn show??



  34. 34

    Re: luvs2tango – this show is not about Party elections. It's DANCING with the STARS, so they are supposed to be judged on how good they dance not on whom their mommy is.



  35. 35

    Re: luvs2tango

    I'm starting to support the teabaggers because I hate my country, and I know they'd destroy it :)