Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It's Steven Slater Bitches!!! Aka, The Jet Blue Diva!
Oh man, wait till you watch this!
Steven is now the new face of the iPhone app, Line 2.
What does it do, you ask? WHO CARES! The point is they got Steven to RAP in their commercial!
Check out Steven as he pulls off his best gangsta Emperor of the Galactic Empire impression! (above)
Love it! Love it! Love it!
P.S. - This had us laughing in the first two seconds, when his name came up as MC Slater! Ha!